A lady named Cindy works at a tickle me elmo factory, one day her boss hears she is majorly behind schedule and the toys are piling up the side of the conveyer belt. He decides to personaly handle it. He gos to that part of the building and sure enough there Cindy is, inbetween mountians of tickle me elmos. He noticed she was glueing two cotton balls to the upper thigh of it. The boss walks over to her and says "I told u to give all of them two test tickles.

A child and his father are out in the garden one day and the kid asks his dad is that a mommy longleg under that daddy longleg? The dad says " no son, there are no mommy longlegs." The father feels proud at his sons intuitiveness, until his son smashes them and says"we'll have non of that gay shit around here".

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