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My nipples are still hot for you

Author: nutmoney

Date: 15 September 2011

Sex Joke

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An old couple celebrating their 50 year anniversary, was eating breakfast one morning when the mans looks at his wife and says:

"I'm still as hot for you as when we first married."

The old woman smiles at him and they continue to eat, after a while the old woman looks at the old man and says

"My nipples are still as hot for you as they were when we were first married."

The old man pause looking at his wife, then replies:

"They should be ones in your oatmeal and ones in your coffe."

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Comments 14
  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    15.09.2011 22:22
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    u stole this....and to top that off u said it wrong.........douchebag!!!!!!!! © this comment is copyrighted dont steal it

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    16.09.2011 23:29
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    I dont really get it to be honest

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    17.09.2011 00:22
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    she said her nipples were hot...one was in her coffe the other was in her oat meal..........and she is 50 years old her tits sag duh

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    30.09.2011 16:57
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    actually she is probably 70 its their 50 year ANNIVERSARY not 50th birthday

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    06.10.2011 14:34
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    da jpke means dat,da old women's boobs were saggy and her nipples were hanging down one in da oatmeal nd da othr 1 in da cup of coffee....!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    11.10.2011 18:01
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    نيك

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    25.12.2011 09:24
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    It wasnt that funny though

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    08.02.2012 09:37
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    I wish I had it edryevay!!! But, we have it two times or maybe three times a week….With the kids and our work schedule sometimes it’s hard but, you have to try and make time for intimacy with your partner…

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    18.03.2012 03:53
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    Freeteensexxx1718ega

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    14.04.2013 16:26
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    i honestly dont get it.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    Anonymous reader
    17.02.2014 22:54
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    wat the fuck type of joke was that dint get it at fuckin all※

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  • Anonymous+reader
    Anonymous reader
    10.12.2014 13:26
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    Hi hey everyone!
    Jokes are supposed to be funny.RIGHT???????

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  • Anonymous+reader
    Anonymous reader
    24.08.2015 14:46
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    Ugh that was fucking awful

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  • Anonymous+reader
    Anonymous reader
    21.03.2016 08:11
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    They should be, one is in your oatmeal and one is in your coffee. Need punctuation with jokes bro

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