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Sex games

Bad Jokes

Author: TargeT_PsY

Date: 16 September 2011

Asian, Sex Joke, School

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A class of elementary school kids is flying to D.C. with their teacher. Also on the plane are a lawyer and a Catholic Priest. Half way through the trip, the captain comes on the intercom and says that the plane is going down and everyone has to jump.

The Teacher yells out "Save the Children!"

The Lawyer says "Fuck the Children!"

The Priest says "Do we have enough Time?"

_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_

A White guy A Black guy and A Chinese guy are all window washers cleaning the same window on a penthouse apartment. A beautiful woman walks up to the window, opens it and says to them, "My dad just died, but I don't get my inheritance unless I'm married. So, I'm going to let each one of you fuck me and whoever makes me scream the loudest is the one I will marry."

The Black guy steps forward and says “I’ll go first.”

After about 5 minutes the other two hear a moan or two and the black guy comes back out.

The White guy says “I’m next.”

After about 10 minutes the others hear a small scream. The white guy comes out thinking to himself ‘At least I did better then the black guy.’

The Chinese guy says “My turn now.”

He’s in there for not even 30 seconds before the lady starts screaming her head off.

The Chinese guy comes back out with a big smile on his face, and the other two ask him “How did you do that?!?”

The Chinese guy just looks at them and says with a grin, “Me Chinese, Me So Slick, Me Put Windex On My Dick.”

(^_^)

This is my first post so please be kind in your comments, if anyone even leaves one.


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  • anonymous+reader
    30.09.2011 01:42
    This was a fantastic one

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.10.2011 21:52
    dont get it....* what I meant was I got it but it wasn't funny......

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.12.2011 10:21
    they were funny at first then i realize that i didnt get it:

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    31.12.2011 03:40
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  • anonymous+reader
    12.02.2012 10:52
    i like the chinese one."Me Chinese. Me so slick. me put windex on my dick" HAHAHAHA

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    24.02.2012 23:31
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    25.02.2012 22:26
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    21.03.2012 22:09
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    29.03.2012 09:35
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  • anonymous+reader
    21.04.2012 01:41
    I wish i could fuck u right know.

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.04.2012 18:35
    that was funny shit [me chinese me so sick me put windex on my dick ]

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.04.2012 01:00
    Where did ya got that

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.04.2012 13:24
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  • anonymous+reader
    29.04.2012 23:53
    Lol I put windex on my dick

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.06.2012 01:48
    Funny shit.. Fuck ya..

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.06.2012 07:26
    Me Chinese me so slick me put windex on my dick. I hate the chinese they are bastards with really small cocks.

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    25.07.2012 11:48
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    25.07.2012 11:50
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  • anonymous+reader
    15.10.2012 08:15
    geez some comments are just made by rasist people who hate chinese...serously? this is a porn site..

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.10.2012 22:30
    miya より:Hi RyuVery good to hear from you. How's life in Boston?Actually there are lot's of Condos there which were converted in to lurxuay cond's from hotels before they were started their construction.I don't know the exact reson why, but anyway I saw some of them such us Jean Nouvel's and HdeM's around Soho. They are now under consrtuction. You will see Nouvel's has almost done the exterior, but the latter has just exposed its concrete structure so far.Of course their rents are surprising. While the new upper class are living in Brooklyn such as along L-line rising up the average incomes and rents of the areas, the luxury Manhattan areas such as around Soho are boosting up its prestigious states by rebuilding brand new buildings.What's also amazing is Prada in Soho designed by OMA has been rearranged the interior. Its first floor was originally designed as only a kind of show window'/ void space, and the basement was for retail for men/women. But now the first floor is just a me

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.12.2012 12:17
    32 comments


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    anonymous reader

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.09.2013 10:21
    Backfk tothe sex jokes

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.09.2013 10:21
    Backfk tothe sex jokes

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.09.2013 10:34
    Backfk tothe sex jokes

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.11.2013 03:45
    Whom ever wrote this; I'd like to explain to this "woman" that these are just jokes and are aimed to make people"men" that have a sense of humor laugh. So don't worry so much----------PLEASE READ CAREFULLY SOME STORIES CAN CORRUPT UR MIND MAKE U DO THINGS U REGRET BADLY LATER IN UR LIFE I ASHAMED OF READING THEM EVEN THOU I DONT LYK THEM WHEN A MAN HAD SEX WIT UNDERAGE GIRL HER PRIVATE PART WAS TORN AND SHE WAS BLEEDING BADLY FIGHTING 4 HER LFE SHE UNDER WENT SURGERY TO SAVE HER LIFE AND HE ENDED IN PRISON WHEN U TRY TO HVE SEX WIT UR FAMILY MEMBERS THEY WILL THING UR VERY SICK THROW U OUT OF THE HOUSE THINK ABT BEING IN THE JAIL AND LOSING UR FAMILY AND THE PPL CALLING U NAMES AND ATTACK U ON THE STREET AND IN JAIL UR PICS ON THE TV NEWS AND IN THE NEWS PAPER NO FRIENDS NOBODY WANT 2 ACOCIATE WIT UPLEASE COPY THIS MESSAGE AND POST UNDER THE STORIES U READ THANKS
    MOST OF THE STORIES ARE FICTION OF THE SICK MINDED EVEN THE ONES CLAIM REAL
    DONT LET THEM RUIN UR LIFE AND CORRUPT UR M

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.04.2015 00:31
    Sounds like something a christian would say... but what ive never had an explanation for is if Adam, Eve, and their children were the only humans.. who fucked who?

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