A man decided to lay down some ground rules to his wife. He started; I shall go out and come back whenever I please, when I come back to this house I must see a palatable dish on the dinning, I drink and play cards whenever I want with my friends and he went on and on talking. The wife was looking at the man and listening to all what he was saying. When he was done speaking she said " I have understood all what you have said but whether you are in this house by 8pm or not there'ld be sex in this house, is that understood" the husband stood there speechless.

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