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Sex games

new rules

Author: scream xxx

Date: 30 November 2011

Sex Joke

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A man decided to lay down some ground rules to his wife. He started; I shall go out and come back whenever I please, when I come back to this house I must see a palatable dish on the dinning, I drink and play cards whenever I want with my friends and he went on and on talking. The wife was looking at the man and listening to all what he was saying. When he was done speaking she said " I have understood all what you have said but whether you are in this house by 8pm or not there'ld be sex in this house, is that understood" the husband stood there speechless.


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  • anonymous+reader
    30.11.2011 08:04
    Wow. You have no clue whatsoever how to tell a joke, do you.

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.11.2011 14:55
    Scrued the pooch on that joke.

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.11.2011 19:34
    ridiculosly lame ....learn to narrate
    Joke = sucked
    Presentation = sucked
    YOU = SUCK BIG TIME

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.12.2011 00:20
    was it a joke?? coz jokes were not make us laugh and u screwd my humour big time...

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.12.2011 14:18
    This is way more helpful than anything else I've lokoed at.

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  • foodie327
    14.12.2011 03:57
    English. It's a good language to learn.

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  • batang_tripper02
    20.12.2011 12:58
    a man text his wife.... "hon, i can't go home early
    sorry... i know its our anniversary.. im really sorry"

    the wife replied.... "ok hon.. its ok but the sex will start at 9pm
    with or without you... "

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.12.2011 18:34
    i guess it was so funny i forgot to laugh! the comments were hilarious lmao!

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.02.2012 13:34
    تيفي سكس

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.02.2012 07:55
    I also dsiere to have sex in risque situations or public places Then there are occasions when I'd just quite stay home and take action low key. Relating to those nights, I enjoy have a v horney moms ery little sexy company.

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.06.2012 04:47
    LAME..fucked up the ending really bad, even thought i got it...learn to spell and grammar check please..

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