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poitry

Author: andypanda

Date: 13 June 2012

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ok 2 guys are working at a dead end job one is white and the other is black the white guy is always happy and the black wanted to know why so he asked him why are you happy all the time well the white guy says i get some every night well the blank guy is shocked so he asks how so the man said powms so the black guy comes in the next morning all beat to shit and the white guy asks why so the black guy says i tryed the poitry shit did not work so the white guy asks what he said so he said he told her black bitch black bitch fat as a hog why dont you roll over so i can fuck you like a dog
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anonymous reader

13.06.2012 23:21

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Poor spelling and no punctuation rates this as a Negative!!!!

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anonymous reader

14.06.2012 02:35

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This passes as a joke on the planet you come from? Simplistic racial stereotyping aside, this is just a total fail at humor. I suspect you are about 11 years old, or retarted, as your spelling and grammar prove. Get the hell off this site.

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anonymous reader

14.06.2012 08:18

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back to try it again I see. At least this attempt is better then the last one.

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anonymous reader

18.06.2012 07:45

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Man I am 12 and I can spell better than that and if your younger than 12 and on this site than that is just sad

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anonymous reader

18.06.2012 07:46

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Man I am 12 and I can spell better than that and if your younger than 12 and on this site than that is just sad

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anonymous reader

19.06.2012 21:38

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Positive vote for "powms"

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anonymous reader

01.07.2012 06:55

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This is hilarious, I see your future as a great humorist, I can't stop laughing.

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veltis jade

10.07.2012 23:08

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your joke was pretty good but next time take the time to punctuate

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anonymous reader

13.07.2012 08:41

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Well 4 all I care dis joke sucks like d bitch dat wrote it

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grammar! this is impossible to read!

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