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Sex games

fun at the superbowl

Author: rob denver

Date: 29 October 2004

Sex Joke

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two gay guys and a strait guy are going to go to the superbowl they get to there hotel

and theres about six hours to burn finaly after sitting there for a half hour the strait guy

sais I know what to do we can play football the two gay guys ask how do we do that

he sais burbs will be touchdowns and farts will be feild goals so there burping and

farting and the strait guy bends over and sais this is going to be a huge feild goal worth

at least fifteen points so he's grunting and pushing and the gay guy jumps up and sais

UHHHHHH, DENIDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    READER 500
    14.12.2004 02:20
    dude, that's messed up

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.12.2004 01:57
    Bad joke, AND LEARN TO SPELL YOU DUMB FUCKHOLE!!!!!!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.02.2005 16:59
    that was BAD

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.03.2005 17:25
    ummm... i nevr got it

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.05.2005 22:50
    This makes no sense dude. It shouldnt be on this site.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.07.2005 03:56
    You suck, go back to school.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.10.2005 15:55
    Maybe you should add "Then the gay guy sticks his cock in his ass and says DENIED!"

    Nobody gets the joke, because you wrote it at a grade 6 level. Think before you type. God...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    31.12.2005 07:23
    What the fucking hell?????that sucked ass you queer

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.01.2006 22:39
    i think the writer was drunk. thats way below 6th grade

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.06.2008 18:54
    U FUCKING FREAK THAT WAS SO THIRD GRADE AND RETARDED

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.06.2012 23:22
    Hi! I linked over from asslya's blog. I've lived in TX most of my life. I think the best part of the TX is the wiiiide open spaces. No wait maybe it's the sky that looks like a big blue bowl flipped over the top of you. Or it could be that my boys are Sons of the Republic and there is a rich history of men who like those wide open spaces.I could go on and on, but I'll stop now.Blessings,Cindy in the TX panhandle

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