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Sex games

Bam bam shiga wang!

Author: MISTER BIG T

Date: 30 October 2004

Interracial, Sex Joke, Masturbation, Monster

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Bam bam shiga wang! - Digimon lemon for Iceflame 88's contest

YES. I do not know anything about digimons. Oh and…. This is NOT that serious lemon as you will see after reading it a little. Some people use excuses that their lemon is messed up and even paronoid. Well, I don't have any excuses, I'm just messed up myself. HAR HAR! Oh well, if an excuse is a must… I drew a picture of an angry monster penis saying gruu, while I wrote this, so I got kinda was distracted.

"Hello everyone." TK said, raising a cup filled with coke. "It's nice that we are here back again. Back at home." he continued.
"Don't you miss our digi friends TK?" Yolei asked, in a somewhat angered state.
TK was kinda embarassed and he said "Sure I do, but they belong to their world. We belong to this world."

Yolei however did stay quiet. At night, when all the others had fallen asleep, she turned on the computer and entered digi world. She found herself near some woods.
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"Hmmm… Now where is he?" she thought to herself, while going inside the forrest.

There, she saw bunch of digimons, including Patamon, Veemon and Gatomon playing together. Suddenly Veemon froze.

"What's the matter?" Patamon asked, coming nearer to him.
"It's her…. Yolei…" Veemon sighed.
"What? You must be kidding me, why would they return?" Patamon questioned him.

Just then Patamon too saw her.

"Veemon…" Yolei said.
"Yolei…" Veemon said.

The two hugged each other and kissed. Patamon gazed at Gatomon.

"What the hell IS going around?" she questioned.
"I think… They have becomed lovers in somepoint…" he answered.

The beatiful couple were too busy kissing and hugging each other to pay any attention to the two Digimon who walked away, talking about something. Anyway, back to the Veemon and Yolei… The beatiful woman moved her hand lower over the chest of Veemon, going lower and lower. She noticed how the tip of his penis was coming to the sight, from behind the stealth. She gently took hold of it and began rubbing around it. Soon the penis became so big, that it was big enough for Yolei to wrap two of her arms around it. She lowered her head and gave it a passionate kiss. Seeing how some pre-cum splurted into sight, she took the tip of his penis inside her mouth.

"Ohhh Yolei.." Veemon moaned, guiding her head to take in more of the humongous dick.

She choked in it, so he had to let her back away little. Despite this, she didn't stop as she began licking the dick with her tongue, making it all wet from her saliva.

"It's my turn…" she said, opening her zipper and buttons in her red jeans.

Veemon suddenly came forward and helpt taking off the jeans, by ripping them apart.

"Those were new!" she exclaimed, only half angry.

Veemon understood this and carried on by removing her panties, that already had a wet mark in them. Veemon went down and licked her sweet cunt. Inserting his tongue inside her, he licked all over there with mad passion. She let out a moan and she bit on her own finger. He was giving her sensation, no human could give. It was a digimon's tongue, which was thicker and better than most guy's penises. Soon her pussy was all wet from both his saliva and her pussy juice.

"You are ready…" Veemon said, raising up to his feets.

His all erect penis was tapping against her waist, looking for a place to be put in. Finally, he found the spot and inserted his dick into her cunt. Despite the fact how wet she was and how much lubricant they used (I mean saliva, not some salve, duh!) it was still kinda painful for her.

Veemon noted this and asked "Do you want me to quit?".
She quickly shook her head saying: "No… It feels too good… Go on…"

After this permission to carry on, Veemon began fucking her, while squeezing her tits through her shirt. He pumped in and out of her, while tongue kissing her. Soon, he blasted his load inside her making them both cum.

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Gatomon yawned and stretched her back. She had slept very badly with Veemon and Yolei making so much noise, when they had sex during night.

"Damn those noisy little bunnies" she cursed.

Maybe a small bath would make her feel better? She went to a waterfall, which was conventionally close by and began washing her beatiful furry body.

Suddenly, she felt pain in her butt cheeks, but when she was going to turn around to see what it was, everything went black.

"I'm sorry Gatomon…" was the last thing she heard and then she became uncouncious.

"She is waking up." was the first thing she heard.

She looked around and saw Ken, the boy who was also known as DIGI EMPEROR.

"Ken? What are you doing?" Gatomon exclaimed, raising to her feet.
"Ah Gatomon. You were once oposing the chosen ones aswell as I do now. Why did you join them?" he asked.
"It's because they really care for me… They are my friends and treat me like a living being unlike anyone before did." Gatomon explained.

Ken took off his glaces.

"Well you want me to treat you like a woman?" he questioned, coming closer to her.

Gatomon tried to back away, but then she felt that she hit a wall. She had nowhere to go. She panicked and revealed her claws. Ken laughed straight at her face.

"You think you can harm me with those pitiful butter knife blades?" he mocked her.

She sweated heavily and there was fear in her eyes. She leapt into the air and hoped to be able to strike Ken down. Unfortunately, out of nowhere a huge Were Garumon came and kicked her, while in air two times and punched her, making her fall to ground.

Ken laughed hysterically and went over to uncouncious Gatomon.

"Ummmm, she is so… So….CUTE! " he said, hugging her madly all over.

He felt around her small tities and her soft butt. Without warning, he inserted a finger inside her pussy. (Pussy's pussy! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh god, I kill myself!)

She moved her head a little and whimpered out "Kari…"

Ken let out a devilish grin. This was a odd turn. It seems Gatomon and Kari were even more closer than you could think. He continued rubbing her pussy, making her pant. However, she was still out of cold and was seeing dreams of lesbo sex with Kari. Ken suddenly took away his hand and saw Gatomon stretch towards the arm, begging for the fingers to be putten inside again.

"Mmm, please don't tease me mistress…" Gatomon purred.
"I won't, I'll just give you more than just a finger." Ken laughed, removing his jeans and exposing his already erect dick.

He inserted it inside her waiting cunt. It was actually a miracle it did even fit inside her virgin pussy.

"Oh.. Oh…. Kari.. Kariiiiiii…" Gatomon moaned, while taking hold of Ken's back.
"Call me DIGI EMPEROR!" he told her.
"Oooh, roleplaying again? Ok…. Digi emperor….." she moaned.
"No, DIGI EMPEROR." Ken told her.
"DIGI EMPEROR!!!!!!! Ummmmmm…." Gatomon murmured.

Hearing the lustful moans, made Ken even more hot and he fucked Gatomon with all his strength.

"Aaah… It feels GOOOOOD…" she gasped.

He felt his balls tightening, so he began slowing down, but fucking her still. However, soon Ken groaned and pulled his penis out, spreading cum over face and body of the cat digimon.

"Sleep… From now on, you are my sex slave." he thought to himself.

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LATER…

"Patamon? Have you seen Gatomon?" Veemon asked from Patamon.
"I…I'm sorry! I gave her up to Ken!" Patamon confessed.
"What?! WHY??" Veemon exclaimed.
"I changed her for some rare pokemon cards and nude wallpaper of Misty." Patamon said.
"….. WHAT?" Veemon yelled.
"Uhh, I mean they FORCED me to give her in by threatening to kill her if I wouldn't." Patamon quickly said.
"Grrrr, that Ken pisses me off." Veemon growled.
"You do realize… He also has Kari as a sex slave too." Patamon told him.
"What? How?" Veemon questioned him.
"I seriously have no idea. My guess is PLOT DEVICE. You know, PLOT DEVICE. But… I do know where their base is!" Patamon said.
"How?" Veemon pondered.
"They were dumb enough to let me in wihout covering my eyes, while I brought her there… I did it all to reveal their base. YES! I did it to reveal the base… Ahahahah…" Patamon laughed.
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"YEEES my minnion, take care of her while I scratch my unholy balls!" Ken laughed.
"Yes lord Ken" Were Garumon replied.
"Call me DIGI EMPEROR!" Ken yelled.
"Sorry, DIGI EMPEROR." Were Garumon apologized.

The Were Garumon bended over the naked body of Kari, who tried to struggle away. The digimon however, stopped her and inserted it's penis inside her anus. At the sametime, Ken lived up to his word and was busy scratching his balls. The digimon began fucking her ass, making her whimper in lust. A few seconds ago she would have denied this with all her strength, but now she would have been ready to gang bang tons of Were Garumon's at sametime. So many erect digi members inside her every hole… Her pussy became wet from the thought.

"Please… More… I want more…" she moaned, biting her finger.

The digimon grinned and pushed deep inside her, going all the way to bottom. At sametime, Ken was masturbating with RAGE!

"Play with her pussy too!" he commanded.
"Yes Master!" Were Garumon replied.
"SAY DIGI EMPEROR ,BITCH!" Ken yelled.
"DIGI EMPEROR, BITCH!" Were Garumon yelled.
"NO! Just DIGI EMPEROR!" Ken yelled.
"Just DIGI EMPEROR!" Were Garumon yelled.
"…Forget it. Just get on with it." Ken told him.

So Were Garumon inserted a finger inside her pussy, rubbing all around inside it.

"Ah…. I'm gonna…. CUUUUUM!" she gasped as a strong orgasm shook her body.
"Master do you want me to continue?" Were Garumon asked, stopping for a second.
"What are you babling about? She still hasn't sucked you!" Ken exclaimed.
"Oh that's right." Were Garumon said, as he turned her around and pushed her head straight towards his all wet cock. "Suck it bitch." he said, tapping her cheek with it.

She gently licked the dick, enjoying how it tasted. (Wait…It just had been in her ASS……..Eww.) She licked around the tip and played with it, with her tongue. Suddenly, Were Garumon forcefully pushed inside her mouth and began deepthroating her.

"Here it CUUUMS!" Were Garumon yelled out as he came into the mouth of Kari.

On another side, there was a more deep moan as Ken finally came splurting some sperm around floor.

"That was pleasant sight Garumon." Ken told him.
"Thank you master." Were Garumon said.
"I told you cal-" Ken, started, when…

Just then, Kari let out a loud burb.

"Yum… I drank too much cum." She said, with dreamy eyes.
"I already begin to like her." Ken laughed, rubbing his hands together.

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LATER

"DIGI EMPEROR!" Veemon yelled out loud.
"Were Garumon, go and kill those assholes." Ken said.
"Yes sir, with a pleasure sir." Were Garumon replied. "
I already told you, call me DIGI EMPEROR!" Ken shouted.
"Yes, boss." Were Garumon replied.

The big digimon began running towards the heroic trio. (I was able to use the word heroic trio in this lemon! I'm a genious!) However, Patamon raised up in the sky and spitted some wind. (Ok, I'm from Finland and seriously have no idea how the attack is called in English, so SORRY.) The attack hit Were Garumon straight through it's chest, killing the dumb (but powerful) digimon.

"Enough with the ball scratching! Time for me to personally defeat you all!" Ken said, putting his jeans back on.

Kari crawled up to Gatomon.

"My beatiful pussy…" she said.
"Uhhh… Mistress?" Gatomon asked, opening her eyes.
"Hello." Kari said.
"Hello." Gatomon said.
"Want to digivolve?" Kari asked.
"Yay!" Gatomon yelled.
"Oh wait. I forgot. You CAN'T." Kari said, slapping her forehead.
"Awww…" Gatomon sighed.

At the sametime, Ken raised to his feets and put his cape aside.

"I am the DIGI EMPEROR! Aaaaah, I get erect everytime I hear it. DIGI EMPEROR! Mmmm… You won't be able to win me!" he told them.
"DIGI EMPEROR, you are SICK!" Patamon screamed.
"UHHH….. Say it bitches! Say my name again!" Ken moaned.
"NEVER!" Veemon yelled.
"Then you shall DIE!" Ken said, as he took a giant LAZER from his sleeve.
"Oh no! It's the death ray™ ! A small lazer gun, which is powerful enough to even destroy planets and which is way too powerful to be kept and should have been destroyed ages ago, but was instead locked away in space capsule near saturn!" Patamon yelled.
"……HUH?" was all Veemon could say.
"Forget it. Let's just say he shouldn't have it." Patamon replied.
"Shut up! Shut up all of you! You are MINE now!" Ken screamed.

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At the sametime on the World….

"Fried pubic hair, boiled pubic hair! YUMMY PUBIC HAIR!" the SUPER ZOMBIE said, while…..

Whoops, wrong channel. Ok, let's try it again.

At the sametime on the World….

"Alice? Are you awake?" Guilmon asked carefully.
"Huh? Who th… Guilmon? What ARE you doing here?" Alice questioned.
"There's a huge problem! Most of the digimon and some of the chosen have been taken as sex slave of Ken!" Guilmon explained.
"What? How can this be?" Alice exclaimed, getting up.
"Well, it's a long story really. And please, don't ask how I know all this…. You seriously don't want to know…" Guilmon told her.
"But I do." she said.
"Uhh, ok… You see, I was ordered to spy the DIGI EMPERORS moves, in hoping to warn everyone before he could do anything bad. I decided, good hiding place was inside toilets…. Well, uhhh… Let's just say, scat fan would have been in heaven." he explained.
"Ewwwww… You were right. I didn't wanna know." Alice said.
"Please come and help Alice!" Guilmon begged her.
"Ok, but I want something in a return" she said.
"And what is that?" Guilmon asked.

Alice licked her lips.

"Long I have wondered, how a digi dick feels like… " she told him, as she came closer to the digimon who was more affraid than suprised.
"P-please… I…I'm not good at this." he tried refusing.

Alice however, laid on her back and spreaded her legs a little.

"I'm all yours…" she told him.
"Oooooh.… O…Ok…" he said, trying to insert his penis inside her.

He had a lot of trouble and she needed to bent forward to guide it to the right hole.(If you'd ask me though, both are right ones, though.) However, when he was in, it's size suprised everyone, even himself.
"Oooooh! You are SOOOOO big!" Alice moaned.

Guilmon blushed.

"Please… I'm embarassed already." he said.

Just then, he felt Alice insert her finger inside his anus.

"AH??" he yelled in suprise.
"You like it? That area is very sensitive with both females AND males…" she explained.
"Ungh…. It feels like I could come already!" he confessed.
"Don't… Fuck me even a little more first…" Alice begged.
"O-ok…" he said, as he tried to focus thinking something else.

Something as unerotic as he could think, while still pumping her dick inside her. However, she didn't stop playing with his ass.

"A-alice! S-stop! I… I can't!" he cried out in pure pleasure as Alice squeezed her cunt around his cock.
"Don't cum yet…" she told, as she rubbed her tits and pinched her nipples. "Umm… Ah…" she moaned, as she was getting so wet and tight,(I once knew a woman who was able to tighten her cunt to level, where she could break the bone in man's penis. (Yes, theres a bone in penis. Search for it next time you jack off) However, she didn't do that to the poor penises very often.) that Guilmon had hard time moving inside.

"Damn, that Alice must be experienced to be able to control that part of body that well… Guilmon thought, going closer as he was going to kiss her.

However, she rejected the kiss.

"What?" he asked in amazment.
"It's only sex, nothing more." she said.

That kinda depressed Guilmon. He was not the kind of person to make one night stands, but if it would be with her… He would enjoy even short moments of passion shared with her. She also was turned on, mainly because he was so clumsy and cute in his try to please her. It was like having sex with a virgin. Guilmon searched down to her pussy and was able to find her clitoris. He gently rubbed it, being as caring and gentle as possible. Alice arched her back as she was closing in to her orgasm.
"
O-ok. Give it to me. GIVE ME ALL YOU HAVE!" Alice screamed, as she felt her orgasm closing in.
"H-here I COME!" Guilmon moaned, splurting his cum all over Alice's stomach.

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"Fuck her more slave!" Ken said, masturbating while watching Patamon fucking Kari from behind. "Fuck her untill her eyeballs will explode! Then I can SKULL FUCK her eyesocket!" he continued.
"DIGI EMPEROR, I have said it once, but I will say it again. YOU ARE SICK." Patamon screamed.
"YES! UUNGH….Say my name again!" Ken yelled.
"Ungh… Digi… No, can I just continue?" Patamon worriedly asked.
"Yeah, yeah…" Ken kinda sighed.

He now had tons of sex slaves. And they were his only. Patamon kept pumping Kari's pussy. They liked each other and all, but… Doing it in front of guy who gets erect, when his name gets mentioned MAKES you somewhat uncomfortable. (Naah... You think?) Kari purred like a kitten, as Patamon was floating and fucking her with deep thrusts. He may not have been expert in this field, but she liked it still. Oh did I mention that Ken was scracthing his unholy balls? Well, he was. Anyway, Kari turned around allowing more of Patamon's cock go inside her. He enjoyed the feeling, which came, when she turned around with her cock still inside her. Patamon's wings began flapping faster and faster, making small humming sound as he began fucking her faster. Ken was also scratching his unholy balls, but I think we have already mentioned that enough times in this lemon. Kari closed her eyes and gasped. Patamon wasn't as big as Were Garumon had been, but his technique made up for that. Patamon increased his tempo to as fast as he could and with her cheeks glowing all red, he was going to cum anytime soon. Sensing this Kari removed it from inside her and took it closer to her mouth, jerking it with RAGE. Soon Patamon gave out a roar as he came filling Kari's mouth with his cum. He actually came twice in a row, the other load hitting her face. Ken smiled as he had already came earlier, but like I said, we have talked way too much of him already, so we didn't lose much. Right? Right!

"We are both sex slaves…" Kari said.
"INDEED! You are all my little sex slaves. MY little sex slaves…." Ken laughed.
"Don't touch me." Patamon stated.

Just then,(Ok, now the drawing really DID distract me) a vampire apeared, raped and ate everyone.

"Hahaha! Now I am the new DIGI EMPEROR!" the Vampire said, while dressing into Ken's pants.

HAPPY END


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    READER 500
    02.11.2004 05:19
    way too long i didnt even read it, u suck at life,end your self

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    READER 500
    03.11.2004 10:38
    Yeah, having a job and girlfriend, sure does make me suck in life, atleast if compared to a guy who's not capable of reading even five pages. Retard.

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    READER 500
    10.11.2004 21:10
    LOL!! crazy story
    8/10

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    READER 500
    10.12.2004 11:03
    Once apon a time i was getting a blow job, then i woke up. there that is a joke. not a 20 page story. i didnt even take the time to read it. but w/e have a nice life.

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    READER 500
    12.12.2004 15:07
    You are a Donkey Raping Shit eater!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.12.2004 16:32
    Who told you??! Ahem, anyway...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.12.2004 07:41
    iliked it it was way to long for what it was but keep wrighting and u will get better at it

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.12.2004 10:53
    OMG THAT WAS SOO LONG AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.12.2004 19:14
    This was a total waste of space. Fortunately I didn't waste my time reading this crap. Try condensing it down to 3-4 lines.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    23.12.2004 02:11
    That was the sweetest cartoon joke I've ever read

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.12.2004 18:48
    To ZZZ you mean, downing about four or so sexy scenes to only three or four paragraphs? Kid, you flatter me, thinking I am capable of doing so.


    Also to everyone complaining it's length, I really don't see why you're complaining. It's only five pages and most of it is porn or making porn related jokes.

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    READER 500
    25.12.2004 23:47
    i need a gf

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.12.2004 21:24
    that was the fucking gayist thing ive ever read in my life why dont you go wrap lips around a gun and dont hesitate to pull the trigger

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.12.2004 00:27
    wtf

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.12.2004 08:46
    Bob, do you mean that you think that girls are icky? That'd explain, why you never get them.

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    READER 500
    01.01.2005 03:31
    That was a very weird story/joke. This is just like anime porn but in story form. You have a big imagnation, I'll give you that, but your really fucked up. In the good way though.

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    READER 500
    01.01.2005 17:48
    u wasted 10 mins of my life

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    READER 500
    03.01.2005 17:53
    im on the computer

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.01.2005 17:54
    Cock suker pig muncher Y DO U TRY?

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    READER 500
    06.01.2005 23:09
    Holy crap! Heavy on the crap portion. 5 pages to say nothing remotly funny. This is supposed to be a sex JOKE forum, not a, long winded lame-ass story with a few sex words tossed in forum. If that were the case we would have a winner in this one! I give it a 1, only because they don't have a 0 button.

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    READER 500
    08.01.2005 09:15
    You are obviously a moron for two reasons.

    1) This is not a forum.
    2) This is not a sex joke thing only.

    The story is porn story. There's sex and stuff. Sheesh, some people.

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    READER 500
    10.01.2005 19:59
    LOL MAN THAT WAS AWESOME... and Bob your a moron and 1)shouldnt take suicide so lightly 2) define gay and how the hell you think it is used as a negative adjective... good for you

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    READER 500
    11.01.2005 16:00
    man, your one sick motherfucker, get out and meet some real woman, go and buy a fuck if you need to.

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    READER 500
    13.01.2005 04:34
    get ur dirty ass outta here n keep it where no one will see it.............n no one will see u

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    READER 500
    16.01.2005 22:50
    you fuckin suck ass i sit here for 20 min to read this shit and it sucked do get a life loser

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    READER 500
    17.01.2005 02:49
    i didint read i just scrolled down

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    READER 500
    18.01.2005 22:18
    ohh my god get a life faggot you gay digimon loving gay ass nerd. you fuckin suck at writing jokes. cartoons cartoons why the fuck cartoons especialy japanise ones with fuvked up monsters u fucked in the head

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    READER 500
    20.01.2005 04:06
    fuck off!!!!!@@!!!**&&

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    READER 500
    21.01.2005 01:56
    after reading such shit i want to shoot myself. I hope you feel the same way after writeing this. You sick vergin bitch

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    READER 500
    21.01.2005 09:02
    That's funny, because I've probably had more women than you've ever met. Your right hand, doesn't count for a girl.

    Oh, and remember to call a maid before you do the shooting. You'd not want to be hated for ruining prettty walls, would you?

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    READER 500
    26.01.2005 20:32
    All i have to say is i just wasted 15 minutes of my life.I could have fucked 2 twins from japan in that time.

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    READER 500
    28.01.2005 14:09
    that was just plain fucked up. fyou should go find a girl seriously or just kill yourself that would make EVERYONE happy

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    READER 500
    28.01.2005 23:28
    U are the bgeest fag to hit the internet.
    Not only was dis shit boring there wasnt any punchline or anything funny

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    READER 500
    30.01.2005 14:32
    Yo man this shit is fucked, fckin durty bastard.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.02.2005 08:16
    "All i have to say is i just wasted 15 minutes of my life.i could have fucked 2 twins from japan in that time." Ah, another fast shooter, eh?

    "That was just plain fucked up. fyou should go find a girl seriously or just kill yourself that would make everyone happy " I happen to have a gf. And it was meant to be fucked up, incase you missed the "this is messed up story" mark. Or if you're a moron. (Which I believe is the case)

    "U are the bgeest fag to hit the internet.
    not only was dis shit boring there wasnt any punchline or anything funny " I never knew boredom was a homosexual thing...

    "Yo man this shit is fucked, fckin durty bastard. " Yo man, ghetto all over cock, yo!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.02.2005 23:16
    OMG U FUCKING RETARD!!!!!! Go shoot ur self!!!!
    now for what i really think of it, the story got me sprung most of the time. the plot is wishy-washy and to long of a drawn out story but it was good!!!!!!
    please remember to post porn stories on porn storie sites but i almost enjoyed it!!! :)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.02.2005 10:52
    You sick f******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.02.2005 19:49
    this is so fuckin boring and sick

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.02.2005 06:46
    That was fucking funny as hell... I give it a 9/10...

    Haahaahaa, fucking awesome... (prolly 'cause I know what they all look like, so I kind of imagined each scene... and it was funny as hell)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    11.02.2005 20:59
    WHAT THE F***?!?!?!?!!? WAS THAT $!++Y ENDING?!?!?!?!!?"A vampire appeared and raped and ate everyone"?!?!?!?!?!Still, "that's funny, I don't care who y'are,that's funny right there",(to quote Larry the Cable Guy).

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.02.2005 01:51
    mister big t dude that was fuckin great! Y the fuck are u assholes complaining bout how it was too long so you didnt even read it or it was too fuckin weird? o i guess that u guys are illiterate (that means cant read).id like to see u guys write a story like that and that long. i thought it was great how he took a kids tv show and turned it into something sexual. and y the fuck are u guys callin him a fag?! o so noone has ever thought of seeing some cartoon character from a tv show doing another character? u guys must have no fuckin imagination. mister big T, again awesome job dude!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.02.2005 08:49
    Thanks dude.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.02.2005 10:32
    AI NEED SEX ASYAN

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.02.2005 14:31
    wtf was that?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.03.2005 04:32
    Wtf? o__O;

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.03.2005 07:52
    Okay........I´m a bit......well......scared.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.03.2005 16:03
    it was so fucking awsome! i mean whoaaaa!!!! i am gonna watch digimon all the time now !! grat job big t

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.03.2005 01:36
    I give this story a fuckin 10! Awesome. Now when I watch digimon, it's a whole new experience for me.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.03.2005 18:06
    haha nice one man, wasnt funny in a classic sense, it wasnt clever or have any punchlines. buuuut it made me laugh. i like it. ........ did it get anyone else turned on???......no???.... crap/........

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.03.2005 19:25
    great job mister big t, it made me think, keep it up (double entendre, haha)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.03.2005 16:49
    DAMNN yo
    how much time u wasted 2 write dat shyt
    wow son

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.03.2005 23:48
    it was a crazy joke,long to

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  • READER
    READER 500
    02.04.2005 16:39
    great joke man all though it wasnt a joke well good story. hollar.
    why was it so long

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.04.2005 07:34
    that sucked

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.04.2005 15:44
    "Damnn yo
    how much time u wasted 2 write dat shyt
    wow son"

    One day and twelve beers were spent making this.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.05.2005 22:54
    wtf

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.05.2005 19:29
    WTF?! That type of toy should be in the gay porn,omg...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.05.2005 17:29
    "Wtf?! that type of toy should be in the gay porn,omg..."

    Yes, this makes sense because this story has no gay porn in it. Moron.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.05.2005 22:54
    I used to watch that show, so I understood every word. AND THAT MADE IT EVEN FREAKING WEIRDER!!!!!!! (and even more brilliant)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.06.2005 01:47
    its too fuckin long

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.07.2005 10:17
    nini

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.07.2005 20:47
    can some1 out it in to bullet points for me :( its 2 long

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.07.2005 11:33
    Too long. Try to cut out the boring bits to make it shorter ;) xxxRachxxx

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.08.2005 12:27
    TEEHEE PENIS!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.08.2005 12:58
    this was so fuking stupid and how would you feel if you one of the mister t stuid

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.08.2005 21:27
    i thought dat dis thing was soo fukin weird,,,
    no comment otherwise....
    and y digimon y not sumthin more interestin sheez...
    guess u rly were distractd

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  • READER
    READER 500
    31.08.2005 05:59
    I do not think that is a uncensor season. In my movies I like that censored.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.09.2005 15:15
    What the fuck?!I'm never letting my kids watch that show again....now whenever I catch them seeing it this is all I'll think about.Damn You!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.09.2005 05:41
    Holy shit! I've caused permanent traumas to *ADULT*!! Sometimes I amaze even myself.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.09.2005 22:29
    Holy shit, these stories keep getting funnier and funnier. (And the people reading them more stupid hmm...)

    I'm syill reading the rest of your work, but so far I think these are some of the funniest things i have read on the internet. (And that is really not saying alot.)

    And to anyone who complains about the length,

    STFU!

    No one cares about you, or your "Thoughts" (If that's what ya' wanna call em'!) on the length.

    If it's too long, then try reading A page a day or something.

    If that doesn't work, then try hiring a tutor and send the check to Gothic Vampmon. (this time try reading Romeo and Juliet without the Cliff notes.)

    My fav. part is the one about the pokemon cards...That joke was perfectly executed and I myself or Leslie Neilson couldn't have done a better job.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    25.09.2005 05:02
    2 lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.10.2005 15:45
    Err HOT i like digimon but thats just makes it better they need to make movies like that ha ha!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.11.2005 14:25
    xD OMFG!!! That was HILARIOUS!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.12.2005 16:53
    that was retarted duh dih dihdidhdhidhidhdihd im horny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.12.2005 19:42
    That was too long and stupid I could of made it in a shorter version and probly a better one.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.12.2005 06:43
    To Bigdaddy, then do it you worthless sack of shit. You have my blessings, go do it already.


    I've gotten tired of you losers without any life telling me to make stories shorter just because you shoot your load too soon.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.01.2006 09:14
    land pakdu

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  • READER
    READER 500
    15.01.2006 01:22
    Kens balls wer very itchy, did he hav crabs?

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  • Oweena
    01.05.2008 06:11
    I thought this was going tobe a joke. After about a third way through I said fuck it this is shit and quit reading.

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  • Da+Man%21
    10.05.2008 19:39
    Hahahaha! If you don't know about digimon you should watch the show then re-read this story. Its Freakin Hillarious! lol Good job!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.05.2008 22:16
    you bloddy mother fucker.
    how dare u waste our time?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.05.2008 20:40
    dang waste of ky jelly,,,,,,,,,,,story stupid

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.06.2008 08:53
    Kinda funny but i got bored stoped reading

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.07.2008 16:04
    i thought this was a joke but it's like a fuckin story i stopped reading this piece of shit 4 paragraphs into it!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.10.2008 11:20
    this was retarted

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  • hockeycock85
    17.11.2008 23:19
    wtf. pothead

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  • b4i2u%2Bru%2F16%3F
    23.03.2009 01:43
    To the reader who posted a message in 2005-09-18 22:29:48....do u not relize that ur a hypocrit?/fag rocket.

    Man these comments are fuckin hilarious, one guys callin the writer a digimon lover gay ass nerd...I laughed at that single message more then I did at the story/joke.
    Lol the writers getting all pissy cuz people are stating their opinions on the comments part...dude, if u didn't like or want people to critique and put down ur work then don't post it fucktard.

    LAWL

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.08.2009 03:24
    That fucking retarded i'm 13 and I even know that that was lame god get a life dick wad

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.11.2009 17:57
    fuck face loser , shit head u wasted my time
    Fuckin retard . Super Homo , gaylord

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  • Anonymous+reader
    29.06.2010 16:41
    WTF this story makes no sense u cocksucking gaylord fucker

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.07.2010 17:12
    too long!!!! it was retarded!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.07.2010 02:44
    lame if you don't want people to think your a cock sucking phag the the stop talking about an idiots crab infested nut sack

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.07.2010 01:25
    lawl traded her for pokenon wallpaper of misty naked XD

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.07.2010 01:36
    ok I could'nt follow any of that

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.08.2010 06:46
    Why are you admitting that you're 13 on an 18+ porn website? Smh. Either way, what's wrong with the poster? And why is he posting some long pointless ass stories under "jokes?"

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  • CockSuckingPrincess
    22.01.2011 23:58
    How is this a fucking sex joke?

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  • CockSuckingPrincess
    22.01.2011 23:58
    How is this a fucking sex joke?

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.03.2011 21:02
    I wanna vomit with RAGE!! U suck,dickhead!

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.10.2011 03:57
    Dumbest fucking story I ever skimmed over!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.12.2011 20:36
    Get older and learn to use this website kid!

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.05.2012 18:50
    fucking hell that was the best story ive ever read tell me more

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.09.2012 01:24
    dat is sooo dum u b suckin yourself off because u got no ladie 2 do it 4 u , huh?

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.10.2012 07:03
    Posted by on October 12, 2009 at 6:31 pm Celebrate your customer. I love it Ken. You are right on point. So many peploe gain a customer and leave them out to dry. Not only does it make that person feel like a transaction but you do them a disservice by not helping them out in any way you can. I never really thought of this. Thanks for pointing this out Ken! Great job!

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.10.2012 18:00
    This story is fucking retarded... Lamest 20 min of my life.

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.10.2013 02:26
    hell.i am mehrshad in the iran

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.01.2014 05:18
    i m virgin and i want to fuck

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