a very drunkman was laying on a beach jacking off when a little girl about 5 came walking toward him so he threw a newspaper over his erection.."whats under there?"asked the little girl...after a minute the man replied his pet bird..."can i play with it?"..the man shakes his head,the girl walks away and the man falls asleep...he wakes up in the hospital in tremendous pain and after asking the doctor what happenend the doctor told him he suffered mass injury to his genitials....the man told police about the little girl maybe she saw something...the little girl was brought to the hospital and when asked she said,"well u had a pet bird on the beach so i played with it when he fell asleep and after a while it spit in my eye and hair,so i broke the birds neck,crushed his eggs,and set his nest on fire

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