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yo momma

Author: dragon888

Date: 3 September 2012

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Yo momma so fat she made the flat screen
yo momma so fat when she died she broke the stair way to heaven
Yo momma so ugly she gave freddy couger nightmares
yo momma so big she ate the universe
yo momma so evil she made the devil her slave
yo momma so tall she can see heaven
Yo momma so stupid she thought everybody had a pussy
Yo momma so fat she made the ipad

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooo
Mmmmmmmmooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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anonymous reader

03.09.2012 16:36

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So fat made flat screens and I pads make no sense

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anonymous reader

03.09.2012 16:59

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not even remotely funny...

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anonymous reader

03.09.2012 21:35

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who the fuck is Freddy Couger?

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anonymous reader

03.09.2012 21:58

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Rubbish . . . .Got to be an eleven year old illegally on this site.

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anonymous reader

05.09.2012 05:08

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his momma is so nasty,when the bitch had a job at the sperm bank;she got fired for drinking on the job

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anonymous reader

05.09.2012 20:02

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these jokes are retarded

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anonymous reader

17.09.2012 21:40

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yo mama so ugly she jumped on a sea and the fish started laughing

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anonymous reader

19.09.2012 17:56

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all them fucking stupid I looking for a horney girl

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anonymous reader

24.09.2012 04:07

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كسر كس

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anonymous reader

24.09.2012 14:24

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not freddy couger. it's FREDDIE KRUGER. fucktard SOB

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anonymous reader

25.09.2012 15:01

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Your mama so fat when the cashire at K.F.C ask what size of buket she said the one on the roof

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anonymous reader

25.09.2012 15:04

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Your mama so fat when the cashire at K.F.C ask what size of buket she said the one on the roof

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anonymous reader

29.09.2012 07:13

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anonymous reader

14.11.2012 11:39

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gggggggaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy twats lol lmfao

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Bluesin69

12.01.2013 03:19

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Yo mommas so fat when she walked in to K.F.C she started licking other peoples fingers

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anonymous reader

30.01.2013 06:07

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You mama so fat she think blow job it's being flying attendant at an airplane

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23.02.2013 16:53

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anonymous reader

06.04.2013 03:15

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Yo momma is so fat when she wore a red dress people said hey kool-aid!

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29.08.2013 17:29

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29.08.2013 17:29

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12.09.2013 13:07

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GxhpLJ I am so grateful for your post.Thanks Again. Really Great.

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anonymous reader

24.10.2013 19:11

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You disgust me.......

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Anonymous reader

03.01.2014 18:26

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Yo mama so stupid she still thinks she is a virgin

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08.01.2014 20:27

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O1KPZ2 Wow, great article.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.

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