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NO BITCHIN ON THESE JOKES

Author: RandJr

Date: 13 September 2012

Black, Sex Joke, Death

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Q:Why does the black guy say to the fast white guy?
A:Are you a racist?

Q:Whats black, long, and curved?
A.: The line to KFC

Story Joke:
There 3 tomatoes. Papa T., Mama Tomato, Tomato Jr. The're all walked down to the story when Papa notices Jr. is walkin a little slow. He Grabs his head, slams Jr on a wall. Tomato blood goes all over the wall. The Papa says, "Ketchup."
(If you don't get it....wow)

(If anyone knows any white jokes, please put them in the comment section. Please. All my black friends are like, "we can't tell ya brah." So... help me out here. )


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  • anonymous+reader
    13.09.2012 22:58
    Try learning to spell and use the correct words.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.09.2012 01:07
    Heres a joke for you to tell all those black friends of yours: Know why I hate niggers? Because youre all fucking lazy niggers! Then after you tell the joke and they beat the shit out of you, maybe you will stop posting your stupid-assed, childish, unfunny jokes on this site.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2012 08:59
    Not thinking spelling and grammar are the problems here

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2012 01:43
    heres a joke to tell all ur nigger friends (if ur names brendon I rejected u last month) kay heres the joke : THE 3 THINGS I HATE MOST IN THE WORLD ARE SWEARING RACISM AND FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE ON MY LAWN!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.09.2012 05:25
    Your jokes are just sooooooooo ded
    Like 4 real I don't think ur funny @ all nd u probly dnt even have friends! Kmt juss drop the job maan!

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.09.2012 23:49
    A white Jok hum well if you are whight or white after you bend over spead you,er ass check tell them you like it reallll, Deep and hard "please"

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.10.2012 20:57
    Y'all need to stop tolking about laces!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.10.2012 10:38
    ‏‎ ‎لبن

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.10.2012 10:39
    ‏‎ ‎لبن

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.10.2012 10:40
    ‏‎ ‎لبن

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.10.2012 01:00
    What did the black guy say to the white girl A your pussys to small

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.10.2012 11:18
    What do you call a lil black on a new bicycle...A thief What do you call two black kids on a brand new bike.... Organized crime. Why do mexicans have such big noses..... So they have something to pick in the off season. why dont mexicans grill.... The beans fall through the rack. How did we get the grand canyon... A Jew dropped a quarter down a mole hill. How do you tell if you got Jewish neighbors...wet twiliot paper on the clothes line. Whats the the bad part of being a black Jew....you got to sit in the back of the oven.

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.12.2012 00:29
    Q:Why can't white people swim?

    A:Because crackers aren't good when wet.

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.12.2012 18:25
    How do you circumsize a white guy?

    Kick his sister in the jaw.

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.01.2013 02:51
    what donu call a black guy a coon

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.01.2013 02:57
    well this is what happend to me same nigger called me white trash so I went out and. had apatch made saying white trash and I sewed it on my bag it shut his black ass up then he reported me to my school for being rasict over all of my patches 11 of them were rip army and. 1 whitetrash he said. all of them Affended him

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.01.2013 02:57
    well this is what happend to me same nigger called me white trash so I went out and. had apatch made saying white trash and I sewed it on my bag it shut his black ass up then he reported me to my school for being rasict over all of my patches 11 of them were rip army and. 1 whitetrash he said. all of them Affended him

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.01.2013 19:19
    what can a pizza do that a maori cant
    feed a family

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.02.2013 08:19
    that recent rercesah that had been accepted by all manner of Shakespearean scholars showed that Shakespeare did not write his works but a well educated grandee did. The problem always has been that Shakespeare who was not an educated man appeared to be able to read and write in foreign languages and was incredibly knowledgeable of foreign countries and cultures that he had never visited. The real writer was a nobleman well, traveled who was unable to publish the plays in his real name because some of them were quite radical and he came from a catholic or recently catholic powerful family and would have got Jailed or the chop in Elizabethan England so he got WS, an actor, to publish in his name. I cannot remember who this was back to google to try and find a reference

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 03:19
    Can I do black?
    Q:What do you call Nickelodeon when it's overruned by black people?
    A:Niggalodeon

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 16:56
    يليقيقءيقغيق

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.05.2013 10:46
    â€u008fâ€u017d â€u017dموقع السكس والأÙu0081لام

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.06.2013 01:26
    caut fete k vrea sa aba jumatate sunt un baiat dan nr. tel. 0732771119 va astep fetelor pa

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.06.2013 01:45
    nooooot funnny dude and im not your fucking ex

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.06.2013 02:41
    â€u008fâ€u017d â€u017dسكس اجنبي

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.06.2013 01:32
    Nope cant tell you dr kfc out

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.06.2013 01:18
    thats just plain mean and guess what im not ur ex im ur MOM

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.06.2013 02:49
    how do black guy tell if the bay is black stick some chicken her pussy if its gone it a black baby

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.12.2013 18:36
    I think you should listen to your ex's, they tell you the truth.

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