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Author: nick

Date: 7 December 2004

Sex Joke

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A guy is sitting in a bar when he notices an attrative young woman sitting just down the bar. "What the hell?" he thinks and goes to talk to her. "Hi how are you?" He asks. She turns and screams. "What no I won't sleep with you!" The guy is shocked and retreats to his seat. Later the same woman walks up to him. "I'm sorry about that but i'm a physoclogy major and i'm doing research on people put in embarrassing situations. Here let me buy you a drink." He turns and screams "What 200 for a blow job?''

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.12.2004 18:21
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    heard it too many times before

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.12.2004 23:24
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    me

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.12.2004 23:55
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    LOL!!!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.12.2004 06:34
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    lol funny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    23.12.2004 18:28
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    funny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.12.2004 01:53
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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... you suck, copycat

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.12.2004 06:15
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    200 is a bit high!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    31.12.2004 06:07
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    LOL FUNNY

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.01.2005 22:09
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    ehhh es ok

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.01.2005 00:28
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    funnny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.01.2005 07:43
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    xnxx

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.02.2005 22:04
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    its hellarious

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.02.2005 15:22
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    i like pussypussypussypussypussypu...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.02.2005 19:57
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    this wansnt actually funny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    15.02.2005 00:37
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    All of you are way to critical. Lighten up. God if everyone continues to act this way no one will post anything. Lets see you all do something that actually gets high scores. Its not as easy as you think.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.02.2005 02:31
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    great

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  • READER
    READER 500
    25.02.2005 03:06
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    lol

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.03.2005 22:30
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    It was okay...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.03.2005 13:00
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    THAT AWEFUL BUT FUNNY

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.03.2005 15:55
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    this is the best joke i've read on this site yet, cumboy is definately a jerk off who isn't funny and enjoys putting others down

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.03.2005 17:02
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    That was the funniest fuckin joke ive ever seen

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.04.2005 13:17
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    u fuckin retard it was the 2nd funniest joke ive herd in a while. write somemore ........

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.05.2005 20:04
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    yo that joke was so dumb and retarded for real!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.06.2005 16:10
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    that fuckin sucks more than i do

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.10.2005 12:33
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    That was fucking hilarious!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.10.2005 19:53
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    WTF..U COPIED THT OFF OF A MOVIE!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    11.10.2005 14:42
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    this is a fucking peice of shit

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.10.2005 16:06
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    a copied piece of shit . A real dumass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.10.2005 08:33
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    retard

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.11.2005 00:01
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    ummm... it was aight

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.11.2005 22:04
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    that shit suck

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.11.2005 01:46
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    That was good. These guys are jealous they cant write shit this funny. the gay dude seems to know it from a movie... I dont watch porn movies for fear of my girlfriend finding them.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.12.2005 19:59
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    It wasnt very clear on what the funny part is suppoues to be.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.01.2006 23:21
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    Heard it before... And it's not from a porn movie... Moron.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.01.2006 22:14
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    qqqqqqqqqqqqqqazdzs^d^=e)l)...

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  • anonymous+reader
    anonymous reader
    24.01.2013 08:55
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    and just who the fuck are you to judge ,who the fuck died and made you knower of all thgnis,Go fucking fuck yourself,go die in a fucking corner ,your meaningless and and the scheme of thgnis ,you mean fucking nothing.if I found you died,I would throw a fucking party

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