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Quite Dumb.

Author: K-Luvver

Date: 2 December 2012

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Two parents had taken their 8 year old Tommy to a nude beach, He came running "Mommy Mommy I saw a woman with bigger boobies then yours!!" She smirked " The bigger they are the dumber the woman is." So he went back roaming around. He came back "Daddy Daddy I saw a man with a longer penis than yours!!" He chuckled "The longer they are the dumber the man is" With that being said Tommy went off roaming again. Mommy was talking to a guy, Daddy was talkng to a woman. Tommy grabbed their hands and pulled them aside to announce "Mommy you were talking to a really dumb man and Daddy was talking to a really dumb woman!" They exchanged looks and laughed.


Whats Big, Black, And full of Seaman?: A submarine XDD ......I need more words so.....ITS PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT NOW THERE HE GO THERE HE GO THERE HE GO THERE HE GO PEANUT BUTTA JELLLLLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLLLLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLLLLY DO DA PEANUT BUTTA JELLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLY WITTA BASEBALL BAT PEANUT BUT JELLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLY WITTA BASEBALL BAT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT....PEANUT BUTTA ICE CREAM PEANUT BUTTA ICE CREAM...>.>


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  • anonymous+reader
    03.12.2012 11:51
    Next time you need more words it would work quite well to simply post more than one joke at the same time instead of padding with inane text.

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.12.2012 14:47
    You can tell this is a kid and probably under age.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.12.2012 23:26
    محمود الشبح

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2013 15:29
    Ok for the caps comment its not like its realy illegal to commit incest its like bestiality its just frowned upon you wont go to jail for it raping an underage girl yes but just becasue I read stories where a girl wants her brother to fuck her and he ends up tearing her on the inside doesnt mean ima go to my little sis in the night and rape her no im gonna read the story fap a bit then move on to another its like the tentacle fetish sure some think its hot but do they realy want to have a monster shoving tentacles in ther ass pussy or dick hole and throat no they just want something different to fap to

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