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Sex games

1 2 3 4

Author: nick

Date: 2 January 2005

Sex Joke

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After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.

Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."

Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....

The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?".

The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!"

This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says "1 2 3", and suddenly he gets a hard-on.

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '1 2 3' for?"


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    READER 500
    07.02.2005 16:41
    I dont get it...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.02.2005 23:58
    you don't get it because you're a moron...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.02.2005 09:31
    you need to say 1 2 3 to get it ...get it ?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.02.2005 17:45
    1 2 3 4 by Nick
    Sex Joke Posted : 01-02-05 05:29
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    Author's infos : 19, male , Location : Mankato , Send him an email
    After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.

    Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.

    After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."

    Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

    The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....

    The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.02.2005 17:48
    bad joke

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.02.2005 03:52
    te fut

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  • READER
    READER 500
    15.02.2005 22:14
    i really dont get it

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.02.2005 08:08
    1 2 3 oh Igot it

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.02.2005 22:30
    will someone please explain the joke to me?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.02.2005 18:36
    omg...the wife says 1 2 3 for...as in 1 2 3 4 so his cock went down

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.02.2005 15:29
    i thought it was funny. if you dont get it, you're fucking stupid.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.02.2005 14:59
    good joke!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.02.2005 02:38
    enh. not really make sense. Witchy said -he- needed to say 1 2 3 4. not wife.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    23.02.2005 16:05
    this is stupid

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.02.2005 01:10
    your really stupid if u dont get it and im only 13 HA HA

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.02.2005 03:31
    dalla joke

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.02.2005 15:25
    is that the same as being 8before7?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.02.2005 14:06
    good one. really?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.03.2005 10:41
    sex dvd

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  • READER
    READER 500
    11.03.2005 11:52
    u are a load of pevs u fuckin greaks ur proberaly 20 up to 40 wanking over internet porn god sake get out there i would but im in a weel chair so i no wat i would be doin if i were u so stop wastein ur time here and go and meet som1 be4 u get old and die a lonly death

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.03.2005 00:51
    just 'cause we like porn doesn't give you the right to call us Greeks

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.03.2005 01:25
    im only 13 to

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.03.2005 11:51
    fewffsdfDEEVRVECATWXRCGTHBN...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.03.2005 19:17
    hey Hall, ur here at it, so shut th fuck up

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.03.2005 04:33
    I find Porn aBIG turn on. I loveto look at porn by my self or with my boyfriend. sometimes it gives us new ideas. Plus we both get off to it. So if ya'll wanna look at porn go for it!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.03.2005 04:49
    i dun get da joke

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.03.2005 15:06
    what is the point of this joke? it doesnt make any sense.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.03.2005 19:05
    lol one two three four....
    she said for

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.03.2005 10:17
    gay joke

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.03.2005 16:55
    Hey Hall you should shut up because it takes a pev to know one. Maybe we like being in interent porn/ Its non of your damn business

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.04.2005 13:37
    horrible joke

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.04.2005 22:55
    it was sidesplittingly funny once i got it!!!!
    123 four get it 4=four ha ha ha ha lol

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.04.2005 22:42
    alright i suppose

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.04.2005 13:06
    I heard better jokes

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.04.2005 17:17
    african roulette joke was funny but one of them should have AIDS not be a cannibal lol.!!
    this is joke funny.
    get it
    1-2-3- for (4)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.04.2005 07:49
    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i wanna to woman 19years
    to be my love

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.04.2005 16:33
    Cute joke !
    I gave it a seven.
    How can anybody not get it ?
    There's not much to get.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.04.2005 09:40
    Hey hall you should shut up because it takes a pev to know one. maybe we like being in interent porn/ its non of your damn business

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.05.2005 20:31
    he he he he..............
    witch doctor.....?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.05.2005 10:20
    hiiiii

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.05.2005 15:37
    that was a good one i gave it a 7.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.05.2005 08:05
    it is just a folk.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.05.2005 09:25
    dij

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.05.2005 01:02
    That was funny!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.05.2005 15:54
    salut les pédes

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  • READER
    READER 500
    05.06.2005 07:16
    nice joke i want to fuck my girlfrind tell me how i fuck.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.06.2005 10:43
    lol tht was gay as hell i give it a 1 but anygurls want to call me i love sex but im a virgin 1-336-226-2976

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.06.2005 02:54
    if i where there then i would have fuck all those who coments over this

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  • READER
    READER 500
    15.06.2005 17:34
    great any gurls wanna hit me up call

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.06.2005 03:50
    pls sent some filem and photos sex boy

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.06.2005 21:11
    it was a litle good but not that funny
    so i give it a 5/10

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.06.2005 00:06
    The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"


    The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!"

    so retarted

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.07.2005 16:49
    well thats ok but some lines dont make you laughf but they make you to think well to laughf or not

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.07.2005 07:30
    ppupup

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.07.2005 10:50
    !kaerbasuevig diputsnikcuf. it earnt a 2 maybe...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.07.2005 14:31
    that really really really sux

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.08.2005 09:45
    that sucked i can get a better joke out my ass please

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.08.2005 04:06
    That reallllllllllllllllllllllll... sucked
    it really doesnt make any sense

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.08.2005 18:06
    fucking shit

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.08.2005 00:44
    THIS SUCKED MOR THAN GAY GUYS

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.08.2005 12:30
    MADE ME SMILE1.2.3. FOUR TIMES
    6/10

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  • READER
    READER 500
    25.08.2005 22:15
    hella lame. really really really really really really really hella lame.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.08.2005 13:29
    salut les felle

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.08.2005 21:26
    hhhgjjjkm

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.09.2005 20:35
    What a punch line, let me tell you. Damn this joke socks ass.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    02.09.2005 13:45
    What the fuck was that? it made no sense!!!! NEVER post a joke again!!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.09.2005 15:00
    the joke was o.k. but what made me really laugh was the 'blond' comments from the dickwad's who did'nt get it!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.09.2005 10:27
    it's good

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.09.2005 20:38
    love sex

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.09.2005 22:38
    that was cute

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.09.2005 21:30
    it sucked

    Answer 0

  • READER
    READER 500
    12.09.2005 09:56
    slm nasılsın sen

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.09.2005 21:24
    That's right, Duh. Whoever didn't get it is a true moron....maybe we should send them to the witch doctor...hahhah....

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.09.2005 22:29
    That was the stupidest joke ever.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    15.09.2005 08:12
    mnghn

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  • READER
    READER 500
    15.09.2005 18:06
    selam nasel sen

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.09.2005 17:33
    that had me laughing for a good couple of minutes! and i'm still smiling at it! love it!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.09.2005 09:54
    hi

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.09.2005 14:10
    That was a great joke. clean and simple does it.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.09.2005 16:08
    That joke was tight, keep your stuff going on like that and you will be a rreal star my neg!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.09.2005 11:01
    ana 3ayz w7da shrshr bs awy

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.09.2005 11:08
    just a fuking joke and u all are stupids so lpc

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.09.2005 00:56
    tumahari maa ki chut chutiao

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.09.2005 03:25
    hmm

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.09.2005 08:43
    time wast

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.10.2005 19:36
    i thought it was gay

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.10.2005 10:31
    WAT A LOADZ OF BOOLOCS

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.10.2005 13:46
    it was ok but then again im so bored

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.10.2005 23:24
    it sucked firm get me any Bullshit an u can kiss my white bitches

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.10.2005 12:59
    it was ok but kinda shit

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.10.2005 20:58
    panchaud ye ni mazakee-buqwas

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.10.2005 16:53
    salut

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.10.2005 23:30
    slt tous

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.10.2005 05:06
    I think this was a good one!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.10.2005 08:55
    I LOVE ALL LADY

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.11.2005 11:56
    ok made me laugh bit

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.11.2005 04:45
    yah its ok .........

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.11.2005 20:17
    I fuckin liked it

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.11.2005 18:03
    08-11-05- 23:05

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    READER 500
    10.11.2005 13:58
    مــ&#1600... الج&#1600... الم&#1578... مع الع&#1575...
    امي&#1585... الش&#1593...
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    1-محم&#... عزب
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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.11.2005 15:57
    NOT THAT FUNNY, JUST CUTE

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.11.2005 00:07
    なにこ&#1...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.11.2005 05:16
    But we need more sexy things

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    READER 500
    21.11.2005 17:05
    It made No sence

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  • READER
    READER 500
    23.11.2005 22:09
    it wasnt funny

    Answer 0

  • READER
    READER 500
    25.11.2005 23:58
    You missied the Laugh

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.11.2005 21:40
    Huh? I don't get it. The wife did NOT say the last number in the sequence. Looks to me like he and she are going to have a very good time.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.11.2005 00:56
    the "for" is meant to sound like "4". the magic hears the pronunciation, not the spelling.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.12.2005 20:07
    je cherche une femme

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.12.2005 20:12
    slt tout.......................... femme

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    READER 500
    04.12.2005 20:14
    slt

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    READER 500
    04.12.2005 20:14
    s l t touttttttttttttt

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    READER 500
    10.12.2005 16:24
    SEX_SEX_SEX_SEX_ YOU

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    READER 500
    12.12.2005 07:39
    2006

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    READER 500
    20.12.2005 17:26
    that suuuuuuucked balls

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    READER 500
    24.12.2005 18:51
    cazzo di roba è

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    READER 500
    24.12.2005 20:01
    Huh? is truly a special breed of idiotic

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.12.2005 23:57
    That was Funny! I chuckled!

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    READER 500
    02.01.2006 23:41
    anyone that stupid to not get this joke should not be on a porn website!!!!!!!

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    READER 500
    03.01.2006 18:21
    demasiado exsagerado como para creerle seria una tonteria satifaserme de esas cualidades

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    05.01.2006 10:04
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    12.01.2006 16:52
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    14.01.2006 10:02
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    17.01.2006 01:48
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    23.01.2006 14:00
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    24.01.2006 08:34
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