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Sex games

  1. Husband uses a sex device for his wife
  2. Husband uses a sex device on wife (repost)
Husband uses a sex device on wife (repost)

Author: Porny writer

Date: 6 April 2013

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Husband and wife are about to have sex, the husband turns off the lights and they have sex, this keeps up for a long time, the wife asks ' why do you turn off the lights when we want to have sex '. The husband says ' cause it makes sex more fun '. Wife tries to believe what he said and they have sex. Wife plans to turn on the lights the next time they have sex. The next time they were about to have sex, wife turns on the lights and finds her husband holding an operating sex machine. Wife says ' you lying impotent bastard, you were using a sex machine on me ', husband says ' then how do you explain the kids '


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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 18:47
    Don't quit your day job. This is terrible!

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 21:13
    HhhMmm... Bad punchline

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 22:13
    Doesnt matter how many times you repost this trash, it's not funny.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 22:13
    Fail. Again. Stop posting this.

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.04.2013 11:53
    Ihave yey to read this story

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.04.2013 23:56
    haha! thats too funny!

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.04.2013 22:57
    that's hilarouis

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.04.2013 16:35
    It's the day after I read this story and I just got it. She cheated on him. This isn't funny. Even with the punchline. It's terrible. At least now I know you were going somewhere and aren't completely retarded.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.04.2013 07:55
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  • anonymous+reader
    19.04.2013 00:57
    Pul parada esiki potoh.

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.04.2013 12:23
    thats frickin halarius

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.04.2013 05:30
    سكس حيوان
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    24.04.2013 10:40
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  • anonymous+reader
    25.06.2013 01:44
    Not bad, the rendition I heard if this joke follows the same story but at the end she gets mad because it's a cucumber and calls him a liar. He say " your mad at me for letting?, I've used this cucumber for eight years how do you explain our five year old son"

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.07.2013 03:04
    ha ha sexy fun I like it

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.07.2013 04:21
    Husband and wife are about to have sex, the husband turns off the lights and they have sex, this keeps up for a long time, the wife asks ' why do you turn off the lights when we want to have sex '. The husband says ' cause it makes sex more fun '. Wife tries to believe what he said and they have sex. Wife plans to turn on the lights the next time they have sex. The next time they were about to have sex, wife turns on the lights and finds her husband holding an operating sex machine. Wife says ' you lying impotent bastard, you were using a sex machine on me ', husband says ' then how do you explain the kids '

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2013 19:15
    no offence but thats got to be ur worst joke but I honestly like ur others

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2013 16:40
    انساء ولحيوان كسكسي

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2013 16:41
    انساء ولحيوان سكسي

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    11.09.2013 00:41
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  • anonymous+reader
    14.09.2013 07:51
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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2013 07:27
    أطÙu0081ال أغتصاب

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  • MoralDeficient
    13.10.2013 12:52
    If you think this isn't funny, then read it again and you might get it.

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    14.10.2013 11:20
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  • anonymous+reader
    25.10.2013 17:55
    Uh I don't get it at all!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.10.2013 16:45
    It means the wife was cheetin cause he was using a toy

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.11.2013 21:27
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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.12.2013 17:31
    kalo ada tante'' yang mau phon sexx hub aku ya d 081253933638...

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.12.2013 10:14
    سكس كلبوبنت

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.01.2014 16:42
    I am farooq khan ma gharls ko pyar krata ho.

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  • geniusstudio
    18.02.2014 23:06
    She has fuck up with her curiosity.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.05.2014 06:00
    you stole this you scumbag

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