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Husband uses a sex device for his wife
Husband uses a sex device on wife (repost)

Husband uses a sex device on wife (repost)

Author: Porny writer

Date: 6 April 2013

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Husband and wife are about to have sex, the husband turns off the lights and they have sex, this keeps up for a long time, the wife asks ' why do you turn off the lights when we want to have sex '. The husband says ' cause it makes sex more fun '. Wife tries to believe what he said and they have sex. Wife plans to turn on the lights the next time they have sex. The next time they were about to have sex, wife turns on the lights and finds her husband holding an operating sex machine. Wife says ' you lying impotent bastard, you were using a sex machine on me ', husband says ' then how do you explain the kids '

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anonymous reader

06.04.2013 18:47

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Don't quit your day job. This is terrible!

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anonymous reader

06.04.2013 21:13

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HhhMmm... Bad punchline

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anonymous reader

06.04.2013 22:13

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Doesnt matter how many times you repost this trash, it's not funny.

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06.04.2013 22:13

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07.04.2013 11:53

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09.04.2013 23:56

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haha! thats too funny!

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12.04.2013 22:57

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that's hilarouis

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anonymous reader

15.04.2013 16:35

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It's the day after I read this story and I just got it. She cheated on him. This isn't funny. Even with the punchline. It's terrible. At least now I know you were going somewhere and aren't completely retarded.

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25.06.2013 01:44

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Not bad, the rendition I heard if this joke follows the same story but at the end she gets mad because it's a cucumber and calls him a liar. He say " your mad at me for letting?, I've used this cucumber for eight years how do you explain our five year old son"

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05.07.2013 03:04

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08.07.2013 04:21

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Husband and wife are about to have sex, the husband turns off the lights and they have sex, this keeps up for a long time, the wife asks ' why do you turn off the lights when we want to have sex '. The husband says ' cause it makes sex more fun '. Wife tries to believe what he said and they have sex. Wife plans to turn on the lights the next time they have sex. The next time they were about to have sex, wife turns on the lights and finds her husband holding an operating sex machine. Wife says ' you lying impotent bastard, you were using a sex machine on me ', husband says ' then how do you explain the kids '

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14.08.2013 19:15

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13.10.2013 12:52

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25.10.2013 17:55

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30.10.2013 16:45

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06.05.2014 06:00

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