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Look Darling

Author: Mister Write

Date: 27 April 2013

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A man comes into his bedroom one evening with a sheep under his arm and says to his wife, "Look darling, this is the pig I have to sleep with whenever you hace a headache."
His wife replies, "I think if you'll look closely, you'll find it's a sheep."
To which he retorts, "I think if YOU look closely, you'll find I was TALKING to the sheep..."

That is the end of the joke but apparently I need to submit at least 500 characters so this postscript is both superfluous and redundant. On that note, in the previous sentence, I used the words 'superfluous' and 'redundant'. In this example, one of those words is superfluous, and the other is redundant. Work it out and get back to me... ;)

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anonymous reader

27.04.2013 06:41

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The word redundant iz superflous and that word superflous iz def redundant lol

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anonymous reader

27.04.2013 16:07

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Could have been a nice joke, but ruined by you stating 'and he says to his wife'

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29.04.2013 01:04

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30.04.2013 00:08

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Look closely at sound?

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20.05.2013 22:31

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20.06.2013 01:16

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29.06.2013 07:41

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10.07.2013 04:07

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01.08.2013 21:01

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14.08.2013 19:09

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who decidedto be an asshole???

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anonymous reader

28.08.2013 15:34

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yeah, asshole!!..not funny at all

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28.08.2013 18:33

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23.10.2013 18:01

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This is 'oooooh' kind of funny, not lol kind of funny.

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12.11.2013 06:13

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Oh oh not a bit funny u know!

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02.12.2013 01:19

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gay as fuck notin funny there

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21.05.2014 12:09

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hahaha good one

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