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Sex games

PICK UP LINES-THE WORST

Author: LouisaMayyxoxo

Date: 3 May 2013

Sex Joke

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•Do you have a heated fire poker up your ass? Cause you look hot.
•I love every bone in your body......especially mine
•Are you a mythical monster? Cause you look unreal.
•Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is seriously fucked up.
•I'm just gonna go ahead and say it-have you ever seen eighteen inches??
•Are you an envelope? Cause I'm gonna open you.
•Are you an angel? Cause god sent you to fuck me.
•I don't mind that you're flat chested. Youre like a board: flat and easy to nail.


These are only a few, just the worst ones I've heard. Like and comment. I'll put some more up soon.


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  • anonymous+reader
    04.05.2013 01:17
    do you work at subway because you are giving me a foot long

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.05.2013 18:02
    why are you so funny you are cracking my ribs

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.05.2013 17:33
    i told the god sent you to fuck me and I got laid haha I think it works

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.05.2013 20:47
    LOL with age comes wisdom,,some guys havent learned that If a woman wants you you dont have to say stupid things,

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.05.2013 20:47
    LOL with age comes wisdom,,some guys havent learned that If a woman wants you you dont have to say stupid things,

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.05.2013 20:47
    LOL with age comes wisdom,,some guys havent learned that If a woman wants you you dont have to say stupid things,

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    30.05.2013 17:25
    anonymous reader
    2013-05-27 20:47:53
    LOL with age comes wisdom,,some guys havent learned that If a woman wants you you dont have to say stupid things,

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.05.2013 17:25
    anonymous reader
    2013-05-30 17:25:01
    anonymous reader
    2013-05-27 20:47:53
    LOL with age comes wisdom,,some guys havent learned that If a woman wants you you dont have to say stupid things,

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    30.05.2013 17:25
    anonymous reader
    2013-05-30 17:25:12
    anonymous reader
    2013-05-30 17:25:01
    anonymous reader
    2013-05-27 20:47:53
    LOL with age comes wisdom,,some guys havent learned that If a woman wants you you dont have to say stupid things,

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    14.07.2013 19:59
    The fourth is actually a pick up line?! Lol.

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.08.2013 20:15
    Do you like tape and cds? Cus I wanna tape my Dick to your forehead so you can c d's balls...........

    Do you like dragons? Cuz I wanna be dragon ma balls across your face...........

    My lil sis told me these over a family roast dinner.....awkward and cringeworthy don't even cover it.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2013 21:28
    are you going to the funeral? what funeral? the one when my balls drop dead in your mouth

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.09.2013 11:20
    "Excuse me miss,i love your heels,6inch?''
    "Yeah!,thanx for noticing....."
    "Wanna see my eleven inch?"

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.10.2013 19:17
    Me : Hey LouisaMayyxoxo, I am a magician, want to see one of my tricks.
    LouisaMayyxoxo : Yeah, sure what is it?
    Me : We fuck then you dissappear.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.10.2013 19:54
    Ayth thn periodo sto kinodomo mou yparxei enas oloklhros tomos sudokou, sas to sinisto anepifilaxta, pairnaei sosta mhnymata, ka8oloy fliaro kai entelos safe!

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.11.2013 16:27
    Another one:
    I'm so Bad in the Sack, you'll habe to experience it to believe it

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.11.2013 03:34
    I think it goes something like this- Yo'u're a carpenter's dream; strait as a board and never been nailed. we would say that to some girls that were flat chested when we were in our younger teens.

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.11.2013 20:55
    Do you like big things? Cuz I got something big.


    (Ok that sucked)

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.11.2013 07:12
    You: My magic watch can sense you're not wearing underwear
    Her: what? That's dumb. I am so wearing underwear.
    You: oh look you're right. I had it set 30 minutes fast

    It's funny cause in 30 minutes she won't have panties because you'll be buried balls deep in her asshole, while I fuck her pussy.

    BURN

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.02.2014 04:39
    Posting dicks sick pics of chick lick

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.02.2014 18:45
    how is are u from heaven cause your face is seriosly fucked up a pick line cause its a pick up line for some ass whoopens anyone up 4 one just say that “pick up line”-a sexy bitch

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.02.2014 02:35
    Darzon days fucked up on so many leves ima try it

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.05.2014 22:47
    please more theese are awsome

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.05.2014 22:52
    please more theese are awsome 1 is so good

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.05.2014 22:52
    please more theese are awsome 1 is so good

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