sister-in-law

Date: 14 July 2013

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a man is due to be married to a woman. his soon to be wife also has a hot ass that she seams to shake when ever the soon to be wife is not looking. one day the sister calls the groom if he could help move some things around the house. when the man get there he notices that she has the smallest bikkini on. after hee moves these things that she needed moved they sit down for coffee. then the sister says thats it. i want you fucking me now. if you want this tight ass before your taken you can have it. so she walks up stairs. the man thinks for a bit then he runs outside to his car. when he exits the house his whole in law family is there claping and chering him on. then his dad in law walks up to him and says '' good job son, i knew you wouldn't cheat on your soon to be wife. so all in all, the lesson of this story is to keep your condoms in your car.

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anonymous reader

14.07.2013 12:16

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Idiotic. Your second sentence seems to talk only about the "soon to be wife".

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anonymous reader

14.07.2013 12:49

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you butchered this joke to death! :(

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anonymous reader

29.07.2013 14:07

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Repost, and a shitty one at that.

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anonymous reader

01.08.2013 07:14

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Terrible spelling - don't any of you know about the F7 key (spell check) in Microsoft Word?

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anonymous reader

03.08.2013 11:24

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Mera lan boht bdra h

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anonymous reader

05.08.2013 09:59

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Mujko chodna hai to wtsapp pe muje bde land ki zrurt hai...+918655749515

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anonymous reader

12.08.2013 12:14

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Poor grammar not satisfied with the placing of the words

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anonymous reader

12.08.2013 12:14

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Poor grammar not satisfied with the placing of the words

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anonymous reader

18.10.2013 09:18

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U R actually pretty good

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anonymous reader

19.10.2013 02:53

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that was pretty funny

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anonymous reader

23.10.2013 17:56

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You write like an alien from outer space that learnt english from the internet. Then again, maybe you are.

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ericstubbs

24.10.2013 19:17

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When I finally translated what you meant to say - it was very funny

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anonymous reader

28.10.2013 21:23

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oh it took me like 1min to think about it soooooo funny and now I am going to wach some porn thank u and good night

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anonymous reader

31.10.2013 01:32

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fucking gooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd c ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd eddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd d dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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anonymous reader

03.11.2013 02:15

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i would like to say sorry for the spelling. fuck you to the dicks

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anonymous reader

12.11.2013 11:36

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+91903412 724 2 girls whatsapp me
Or add on all social networks

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anonymous reader

20.11.2013 00:20

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That was a commercial-.-

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anonymous reader

21.11.2013 08:19

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Www ,exit,to,/matun bation

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anonymous reader

12.12.2013 16:03

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Lauuraaa wala joke likhate ho re madharchhod

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Anonymous reader

08.01.2014 05:16

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That was a commercial dude, they can practically sure u for copyright.

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