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Sex games

the gift

Author: Porny writer

Date: 17 September 2013

Sex Joke

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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. "These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. "I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. "When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. "Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love. "P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."


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  • anonymous+reader
    18.09.2013 03:49
    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.09.2013 19:52
    gay as to boring....

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.10.2013 22:46
    what's the punch line.... the start paints a vivid picture but ya need a finish.

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.10.2013 21:13
    I think this is hilarious. However, I think it could possibly be a bit more effective and would definitely solve the problem for the person who wants a punch line, if the story were to identify that the young man sent off the gift to his girlfriend along with with indicated note. And then indicate that he was puzzled when she seemed angry and refused to talk to him when he called. At that point the punch line could be provided: The clerk had made made an error and switched his purchase with that of the one that his girlfriend's sister had purchased.

    I am curious if you would agree that this would be better.

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.10.2013 12:25
    Fucking awesome....2013-10-10 21:13:20 I agree with you.

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  • Porny+writer
    25.10.2013 14:32
    he didn't know it was mixed up

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.12.2013 00:51
    it's just a funny little story. Why do people need punch lines? Because they can't tell when it is OK to laugh.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.12.2013 20:29
    Oh my gosh... I love this joke!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.01.2014 06:47
    john austin shaver is cute

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.01.2014 06:48
    John austin shaver is awesome

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.02.2014 18:16
    this is really fucking cool...

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.02.2014 16:54
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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.02.2014 16:55
    ^(#$!@#$)(()))******

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.02.2014 16:55
    acunetix_wvs_invalid_filename

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.02.2014 16:55
    )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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    16.02.2014 16:55

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.02.2014 16:55
    ................windowswin.ini

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.03.2014 04:39
    LOL! Very funny...too bad you are getting all of the credit for a story that isn't yours...You should've atleast given the REAL author a mention...or some credit. All in all a very funny story.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.03.2014 08:57
    i wonder what her respinse was

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.03.2014 12:48
    should of added her reaction

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.03.2014 12:48
    should of added her reaction

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.03.2014 12:51
    should of added her reaction

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.03.2014 23:46
    LMFAO Xbox live: A FurryEmo Boy

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.03.2014 00:00
    The best make it a story with that Friday in it damm I want to read about that
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.04.2014 19:31
    Hard to read in this blue background format

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  • Anonymous+reader
    29.06.2014 00:20
    holy shit his girl is gonna be pissed! (ik because I did something kinda like this)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.10.2014 14:17
    I think she's adorable. She'd be preceft if she'd not dye her hair green or have little green animals on her back pack. But, hell, that's just my opinion. I'm glad she's got her sense of style an goes with it. Kudos to her.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.12.2016 04:36
    This is one of those blotted JavaScript that need more decoding and unlocking. Fiction?

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