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2 Smokin' Old Ladies

Author: Shane_1

Date: 10 April 2005

Sex Joke

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Two women, both in their late 60s and still smoking, are walking down a street when it begins to rain. The first old lady pulls out a condom and places it on the end of her cigarette. The other lady, not knowing about condoms asks," Whats that?" The other lady responds,"Its a condom, you can buy it in the store." As they pass a 7/11, they walk in and the lady without a condom asks the man behind the counter,"Do you have condoms here?" The man behind the counter asks,"What size do you need?" The woman pauses and looks at her cigarette. "Oh I dunno, one big enough to fit a Camel."


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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.05.2005 15:41
    that was funny. hehe i did not know 7/11 sold condoms!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.05.2005 22:18
    fuk you, you dumb ass pakistanian, go and find a mongrel dog and that is to good for you

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.05.2005 01:07
    Why are you hate ing on pakistanians? FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    31.05.2005 16:53
    hey ill do you little pakistaninan boy!!!! i

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.06.2005 10:36
    it was pakistain???

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.06.2005 14:23
    This joke has nothing 2 do with pakistain people DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.06.2005 14:03
    Spot the illiterate Americans... Superpower? How scary is that?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.06.2005 20:32
    hey cris, go suck a donkeys dick you sorry asswipe

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.06.2005 06:55
    faq you it's 7/11

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.06.2005 11:31
    sex

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.06.2005 14:47
    you guys are retarded, when the old lady says "camel" she means the cigarette brand, you fucktards

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.06.2005 19:41
    if u want to have sex meet me at the 7/11 in Toronto ont. i work their all day every day (wink wink)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    23.06.2005 10:31
    u lot r fucked up in the head

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.06.2005 02:18
    some of you are idiots. obviously she was referring to the brand of cigarette. that was the point of the damn joke. if you take it seriously, of course it won't be funny. what are you doing reading the jokes section if you take the literal meaning of everything?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.06.2005 11:10
    ita was stupid

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.06.2005 19:36
    not a bad joke.actually kamel dick is short

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  • READER
    READER 500
    11.07.2005 19:15
    yea they have a whole section for condoms every size too

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.07.2005 22:29
    great joke. Where can we see her camel.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.07.2005 11:02
    Lovin It. Not the joke tho ;)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.07.2005 20:05
    wtf that retard it dont even make sense

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.07.2005 05:14
    o ha ha i am drunk and its still not funny that means it must suck whata ya know

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.07.2005 14:38
    its ok!...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.08.2005 13:07
    i still love you hony

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.08.2005 15:53
    IT WAS OK, BUT NO ONE LAUGHED WHEN I SENT IT TO THEM LOL.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.08.2005 00:21
    itsa joke....?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.08.2005 19:38
    That was the dumbest joke i have ever heard.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.08.2005 05:46
    fghrthr;hmrt;lkhyjrtmfh,.hm...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.08.2005 08:11
    some of you guys are just faggots always trying to rip apart some pretty witty jokes! Its shows that you have no brain cells! Good joke Shane :D

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.08.2005 16:21
    that was the shittest joke ive heard

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.09.2005 15:17
    alooooo

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.09.2005 07:02
    bahut madarchod joke hai

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.09.2005 03:44
    bad joke

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.09.2005 08:39
    anyone who doesn't get it shouldn't be alive...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.10.2005 19:34
    i thought it was funny so fuck all of u guys

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.10.2005 17:15
    this joke + the person who made it = a complete waste of time bet it was a stupid scouser tht sed it

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.10.2005 16:01
    zebi kebire ou hesseni nehawi chi keheba tekone meziwena ou yekone 3aneda taboune wa3ere

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    READER 500
    13.10.2005 07:19
    ew

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.10.2005 13:05
    DAT WAS JUST........EWW
    XXXANGELXXX

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.10.2005 20:37
    helariouse

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.11.2005 15:14
    I thought it was stupid but then again it was kinda funny.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.11.2005 20:19
    sawl right if you have a fucked up mind

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.11.2005 00:34
    Hey wasn't anything wrong with that, pretty good actually.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    25.11.2005 17:47
    ok that was corny as hell

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.11.2005 00:54
    THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!!!! I LOVE IT

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.11.2005 01:21
    not bad, i found it funny, i didnt laugh but it was still funny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.11.2005 01:25
    what the hell did saberina say??? no offense but last i checked the joke was in english

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.11.2005 03:33
    not bad i thought it was good and a littel funny too HaaHaaaHaaaaHaaaaa

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  • READER
    READER 500
    02.12.2005 15:03
    TOP OL THAT DUSTED ME NUTS OFF

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.12.2005 09:22
    Try to picture an arab 7/11 clerk looking at a 60 yr old woman considering sex with a camel ! Pretty damn funny to me.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.12.2005 09:34
    Woody -I think you can find that Camel in her mouth.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    05.12.2005 19:49
    funny joke. Pity i've heard it a million times!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.12.2005 10:14
    that was funny but fuckin stupid

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.12.2005 01:06
    slm nbr ben derya dsfsdgsdfgfdgdfgdggdfgdg

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.12.2005 05:34
    which end of the cigarette do you roll on the condom? the flaming end or the butt end?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.01.2006 00:44
    d

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.01.2006 07:59
    fuck fuck

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.01.2006 15:21
    122263

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.01.2006 00:44
    hhsdjkhskks

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.01.2006 14:10
    slm

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.01.2006 14:57
    cvnfn

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.01.2006 22:14
    dsfsdgsdfgfdgdfgdggdfgdg

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.01.2006 04:34
    rr

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.01.2006 08:47
    Cool man , try it more , give you 9/10 by Southern

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.01.2006 12:28
    slm fakmı

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.01.2006 22:12
    Hahahaha good joke!

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  • nightmoves
    14.05.2008 03:45
    made me chuckke

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.05.2008 11:28
    lol.....a HOOT!

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  • vwirelessptcl.com
    25.05.2009 15:36
    nightmoves
    2008-05-14

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.10.2009 19:43
    Hehehehehe

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.08.2011 23:05
    gf but i think the guy woulda known

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.12.2012 16:11
    سکس با حیوانات

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