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Sex games

WTF is that all about

Author: BoTheCritic

Date: 12 October 2013

Job/Place-of-work, Sex Joke, School

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Ok, so check this shit. People in my dorm think I am the smartest damn individual in the building. Everyone in this place always comes to me with computer problems.


Ok, so I am at the Library and Arielle (Same as in my first story) came up to me and said, "Bo can you help me print this assignment??"

I'm like, "Anything for you, beautiful."

So she opens her assignment, and I print it and pay for it.

So I run to the printer to glance at what I had just wasted my money on.

I'm thinking, What the Fuck, man.

I'm watching what's coming out of the printer.

It was a 50-page lecture from her COLLEGE HUMAN SEXUALITY CLASS.

Just then, I had two realizations.

First, I realize that I just wasted $10.50 (She made me waste 3 times as much because she "needed" color printouts.)

Second, if you're a Sophomore in college, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL TAKING A SEX ED CLASS. Was she two stupid to pass it in Middle School.

I mean be serious, I bet she knows nothing about sex. She constantly fronts that she's afraid of boys. However, she is always gawking at the Bearcats football team...

I bet she is the only virgin staring at the football players, and she knows damn well that if she ever got down with any of them, she couldn't tell what the fuck was going on, in, up, or down. O_o.

I swear to everything holy, that one day she will be my bitch.

Visual description, she stands up to about my chest (I am 6'2"), and she barely even weighs 100lb.

One of my friends says that if she was mine, I could CRUSH her in more than one way.


I'd crush her hymen and I would pin her down to the bed while I'm doing it.


Now all I've got to figure is how to lure a reluctant bitch into my room, and get shit poppin'.


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  • darthel0101
    12.10.2013 11:34
    not a joke, not a story, WTF is that all about?

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.10.2013 12:11
    Anyone that uses OK to start more than one sentence in a writing/conversation is dumber than a redneck, or maybe is a redneck.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.10.2013 16:41
    Um, first of all no one thinks your the smartest guy in school. Secondly not a joke. Thirdly not a story. And fourthly I dont think you're in college. I think you are too young to be on this website.

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.10.2013 02:48
    he has a point. this is not a joke, there is no punchline

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.10.2013 11:50
    fgjyfutiescn,bvù!mlkpoikjuyhytggvgbgx fxw<za'fffgh' llmù^poibgvt"zzzzwcn

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.10.2013 11:50
    fgjyfutiescn,bvù!mlkpoikjuyhytggvgbgx fxw<za'fffgh' llmù^poibgvt"zzzzwcn

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.12.2013 04:10
    Anyone that confuses "two" with "to" is to stupid to be the "smartest man in the dorms", unless you're going to Greendale and even then, you're only average.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.12.2013 22:20
    @Anon 2013-12-15
    When you are correcting someone on their grammar, make sure that you don't make the same mistake. It's "too" when you are saying "too stupid," not "to."

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.01.2014 05:11
    -reply to @Anon
    You do have a point, ''practice what you preach'' as they say

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.01.2014 22:15
    Jacked up vjvdhbcjk fhbdncfnybm

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.02.2014 15:30
    that s wonderful that should be one f thse continued jokes

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.02.2014 08:57
    اÙu0081لام سكس طويله

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.03.2014 16:50
    omg, you desperate cunt!! Ahaha, naw i'm jokin its just that you know she is afraid of boys and shes a virgin and yu'll crush her and you wasted money on her and she's thick/stupid and you also know that she will never go out with you, so why are you in a way chasing after her, your pathetic..... X

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.03.2014 19:22
    You spelled "two" when you meant to spell "too". Remind us again, how fucking smart are you?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.03.2014 23:56
    worst joke ever if you find out how to lure her in then write it as a story with the joke at the beginning and how that's his goal and of course her

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.04.2014 22:16
    Human Sexuality courses are not sex ed. They are psychological courses on delving into why certain people like others and how culture relates to sex. It seems you as a writer are an incompetent, ignorant, douche bag, who gives a bad name to men everywhere.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.05.2014 07:19
    23922093

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.05.2014 22:38
    سحر حب وجلب وتهيج وتوله النساء وتسخير الزمن والوقت والساعه والسرعه غي ان تعطي ساحرههن منصور هياء ابراهيم

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.06.2014 14:34
    Bet this guy is a "men's rights" activist

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