Seven wise men with
knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their
design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a
carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and
chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave
it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was
McGee,
he touched it and
blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked
it, and called it a cunt.
