There is a man who walks into a gun shop one day. He points to a gun and says, "Can I take a look at that one?" to the store owner. "Sure why not." The man gets the gun and looks through the scope and does checks on weight and such to see if it suits his style. While looking through the scope he says, "Holy shit! Those two people over there are so getting it on!" The owner's eyes widden and says, "Lemme take a look!" So he looks through the scope and says, "Oh my god! Thats my wife and some man!" So just as the man was about to leave as he didnt have enough money at the time to buy the gun, the clerk says, "Here are two bullets. If you shoot the woman in the mouth and the man in the balls you can have the gun for free." So the man excitedly looks through the scope. "Oh wait, wait, wait, I only need one bullet!" The man with the gun says!

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