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She had A Big Beaver

Author: Ryan_2

Date: 3 November 2005

Erotica, Poem, Monster, Oral Sex

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The Monkees- I’m A Believer (She had a Big Beaver)

I thought she was only true in fairy tales
Givin?head to someone else but not to me
Ah, she was out to get to me (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
That's the way it seemed (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
Disappointment haunted my wet dreams

{Refrain}
Then she sat on my face
She had a big beaver
Without a trace
Of hair on her thighs
I'm in love (Ahhh, Ahh)
She had a big beaver I couldn't eat her if I tried

I thought sex was more or less a givin' thing
Seemed the more I gave the less I got
Ahh, What's the use in tryin' (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
All you get is sass (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
When I needed pussy I got ass

{Refrain}



Ah, she was out to get to me (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
Now, that's the way it seemed (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
Disappointment haunted my wet dreams

{Refrain}

Then she sat on my fa-ace
She had a big beaver
There's not a tra-a-a-ace
Of hair on her thighs
She had a big beaver
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ah-uh-uh

FADE

She had a big beaver


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  • READER
    READER 500
    25.02.2008 10:34
    I love you

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  • READER
    READER 500
    11.04.2008 03:41
    LOL

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  • VirginQueen1
    28.04.2008 19:22
    I kNOW tHAT SONG ! i KNOW wHER YOU gOT IT FrOM~ !

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.06.2008 23:53
    Good shit!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.10.2008 04:42
    That was Hysterical, send it to Weird Al Yankovic

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.01.2009 11:20
    Lying and saying you wrote this is like finding a large, unflushed turd in a public toilet, and taking a photo with your camera-phone to show to all your high-school chums. Ryan 2, you're a douche! 0 out of 10. Dupri for life.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.04.2009 12:28
    You lying bastard, everyone knows you didn't write this. Don't try and be stupid and assume were dumb enough to believe this is yours.

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  • Street
    24.05.2009 15:15
    That was pretty good! Way to work it out! Very funny! I don't think Weird Al can do it though as the censors would draw the line, but a very funny read for here. Keep it up!

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  • Street
    24.05.2009 15:16
    Good job! Very funny! Keep up the good work. I'll take a laugh wherever I can get it...

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.09.2010 20:11
    its a smashmouth song not a monkees

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.04.2011 21:41
    It was originally monkees then was remade by smashmouth

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  • nutmoney
    27.08.2011 20:01
    anonymous reader
    2010-09-27 20:11:31
    its a smashmouth song not a monkees

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    The monkees did this song in the seventies you freaking moron and samsh mouth sucks anyway did you even know there was a group called the monkees

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.04.2013 00:29
    Reading this makes my decisions easier than tkiang candy from a baby.

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.05.2013 04:59
    What the fuck is this, dum ass we want a story not a lyrics

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