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Pardon

Author: dbaliki918

Date: 11 November 2022

Sex Joke

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There once lived a woman. She was nice, pretty, had a good attitude with everything she did. But the only thing she hated about herself was her flat chest. It was as flat as a plank of wood and she couldn't bear living with it.

One day as she's walking home from work, a genie pops up out of nowhere and tells her: "Hello miss. I heard about your problem and i would love to help you solve it."
"Ok," says the woman. "How will you help me?"

"I will inflict a spell on you which causes your breasts to grow one inch every time someone tells you the word 'pardon'. For example, if you bump into someone, they would tell you 'pardon'. When you are satisfied, say the word 'gesundheit' and the spell will leave you. I'll be going now." He disappears. Excited, she goes to the market to try this out.

At the market, she purpousely bumps into someone, causing the person to tell her "pardon". Suddenly, her breasts grew an inch. She was very excited. This went on four more times. She decided that one more time should be enough. She sees an arab man walking by, so she goes to bump into him. After bumping into him, he turns around and says: "I am very sorry madam. A thousand pardons to you!!!"

^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^


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  • anonymous+reader
    29.01.2011 00:03
    thats super Ironic! great joke, keep 'em cumming

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.02.2011 16:54
    Horrible he said a thousand pardons to you, which mean he said pardon once. Failure

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.02.2011 16:54
    Horrible he said a thousand pardons to you, which mean he said pardon once. Failure

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.02.2011 18:35
    he actually didn't even say pardon, "a thousand pardonS to you"

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.02.2011 16:56
    um.....he didn't say pardon, pardon ect. he siad a thousand pardins bad joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.02.2011 21:23
    It doesn't matter that he didn't actually say pardon it's the irony and idea that is funny! Possotive rating from PornPiggy!

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.02.2011 08:49
    positive rating, that was some good shiznit

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.04.2011 18:54
    Why do you people act so stupid! Pardons includes the word pardon. SO a thousand pardons is 1000xpardon=big tits

    Good shit, man...

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.07.2011 18:10
    fuckd up joke ......its nt d grammr its nt d 1000 pardons , dis joke simply blows
    Writer is a big dull dud.
    Bite me....Bite me....Bite me....

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 23:22
    All u dickheads who think the grammer is wrong, fuck u. Its called a joke.

    goddam grammer nazis!

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 22:52
    A thousand pardons = 1k pardons, 1 pardon = 1 inch per pardon, 1,000 fucking pardons equals 1,000 fucking inches dumbasses

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 22:53
    Lolz 1,000 Inch tits

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 22:54
    A thousand pardons = 1k pardons, 1 pardon = 1 inch per pardon, 1,000 fucking pardons equals 1,000 fucking inches dumbasses

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.09.2011 23:03
    haha 1,000 woah :-> ~_~

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.09.2011 17:50
    سکس

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.08.2012 22:46
    Why wouldn't ceriatn news stories state it was his daughter he was molesting? I would think that part would be screaming to be let out no matter WHAT the media outlet. There should be links about this, and thats where my skepiticism lies. Just because its written doesn't make it true. In fact, if its written in a blog, then their ASSumptions smell as foul as mine does cuz this is nothing more! I see a Pawlenty witch hunt here, The democrats are tryin to undermine his presidential bid ..and it won't surprise me if the new pedophile allegations are not true.I feel sorry for the wife/ mother. She is the true victim here. She was exploited (Should I say concentually raped?) before she was old enough to choose, and now her daycare has been closed down when she is obviously struggling to get past HIS past.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.09.2012 04:38
    1000 inches thats the size of my boobs yeah!

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.09.2012 04:54
    1000 inches thats the size of my boobs yeah!

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.11.2012 02:33
    can I fuck you and kiss your boobs

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.09.2013 15:33
    ijWvfG Major thanks for the article post.Thanks Again. Will read on...

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