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The prinicpals office?

Author: pussy slapper

Date: 11 December 2006

Anal, Fantasy, Drug, Foot or shoe fetish

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"YO!!! FOLKS!!!" The teacher was trying to calm everyone down. he yelled a lot of times, eventually everyone stopped talking except for me. he had yelled right at my ear so i said "what the fuck is your problem, im not takin any of your shit". thats it he said, your going to the principals office. istarted crying but he didnt care so i went to the principals office which was all the way down the hall. the principal wasnt there so i bent over his desk. my skirt fell across my back displaying my barely legal preteen ass just as Mr. Schwartz (the princiapl) came in.
nice pooper! he exclaimed. he pulled out a small bag of what looked to be cocaine so i left.

the next day i realized it was all a dream, but istill had the bag of powder in my pocket. after a few lines i realized it wasnt cocaine at all but a mystery drug which was not my drug of choice. i tossed it in the trash with no sign of regret on my face. i got dressed, after that i left my room, went downstairs to get ready for school and i heard a noise. i think it was a ghost but even to this day it could have been something else. i ate my cereal, got dressed after that but wasnt sure what to do next. i had twelve minutes until my school bus came to pick me up so i didnt know what to do next. so i just waited until my bus came. When I got on the bus i noticed a girl i had a crush on for a long time sitting in the front of the bus. she was the only one on the bus besides me and the bus driver, so he asked her "have you ever had your pussy sucked by a guy who sucks mangoes for a living" but he drives a bus for a living so it was a rhetorical question. i asked the girl if she wanted to sit in the back of the bus with me, she said it sounded dangerous so of course she agreed. once we got back there i lifted up her shirt, spat on my left hand and started slapping her titty back and forth. i thought my confidence would turn her on but she seemed a little unsure of what was happening. she was horny though so she ripped off my shorts (they were american eagle, my most expensive pair!) but noticed that i didnt have a bonner. my face turned as red as a fire hydrant and i thought to myself "what if im gay" and you could tell she was thinking the same thing. i got off at the next stop and headed down toward the river. It was raining so i booted a little meth and fingered my asshole under a bridge, crying all the while. my finger smelled weird afterwards

i waklked the rest of the way to school even though it was kind of far, but i knew a shortcut so i walked the rest of the way to school and when i got there i couldnt believe my eyes. the bus was on fire, and additionally it was upside down and there were signs of impact on the anterior of the vehicle. i saw the girl who embarrased me before. that bitch. she was crawling slowly, it looked as if her legs had been severed and also she was on fire. i choked back laughter and walked over to her, i put her out with my Mountain Rush powerade bottle and asked if she needed any help . before she could reply i kicked the shit out of her until she died. i checked her pockets and then noticed something on the ground. excitement crossed over my eyes as i realized what it was: an Inuyasha playing card. my mom had told me that i could get any of them because they were gay and she needed that money for cigarettes. the card was a little burtn but i stillll kept it in my pocket for later.

since school was cancelled that day i wnet home to check out my new playing card. i heard a noise again, kind of like the one i heard this morning (note: this is known as continuity, its a good technique for stories that you other authors might want to pay attention to). then i heard a voice "oooooooo" it was a ghost. it was actually the girl from the bus much to my surprise she wasnt angry. she said "invite over your friends i want to have an orgy" but i told her the truth i dont have any friends and today was the day i would commit suicide because i found out i was gay too. she said its fine to be gay, but since she was a ghost i should kill myself so we can have sex.

i turned on the tv and just as i suspected a cartoon was playing. i watched cartoons until it got dark, and im scared of the dark. so i asked if i could babysit my neighbors daughter for 50 bucks, then i could buy a lamp and keep my house light and they said yes as long as i was responsible and didnt have sex with her. of course i said yes, but my fingers were crossed. im 18 so obviously im not going to have sex with a little girl, but much to my surprise she was 18 too but she looked twelve. i put on a creed album to set the mood, she asked if we could play a board game. i said lets watch a movie instead, i tried to show off and slam the vhs tape into the vcr but i missed. "heh, did that on purpose" i said, my downcast eyes and nervous voice revealing my embarrassment. we awkwardly sat on the couch for like thirty minutes as i kept running things to say through my head. once i tried to say something but just as i started speaking i lost my confidence and just made a weird noise with my throat and tried to mask it as a cough, but you could tell she knew and she was starting to see how pathetic i was. i shifted in my seat a little bit, i thought about making a move but retreated at the last second. "uh i have to go to the bathroom" i said/ " could you grab me a snack " she said and i was like yeah. the movie was the notebook by the way, so maybe shell like the movie at least. anyway i thought of something, as i came back from the bathroom i was naked. i pointed to my erect dick and said "heres your snack bitch" but my voice faltered because i saw how disgusted she was. this was the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me, but thankfully she was a total slut completely devoid of dignity so she gave me a blowjob just because she was bored and felt sorry for me. i asked if i could cum in her mouth and she was like "what the fuck its been like ten sec-" but she couldnt finish her sentence because i came in her eye by accident. i stuttered something that i dont even remember and ran out of the hous ecompletely naked with a little bit of cum running down my dick, that fucking bitch ruined my life, now im stuck in my house and i dont have a lamp and this gay ass ghost wont leave me alone.


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    READER 500
    17.12.2006 09:34
    im lost for words

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.12.2006 13:08
    pure crap... the author has lack of thought and no writing ability. stick to pulling your pud

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.12.2006 13:18
    What the fuck was that?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.12.2006 18:07
    what the fuck? the character started as a female ( i think ) then turned out as a male, and how did the drugs get from the teachers pocket into yours? fucking bullshit mate...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.12.2006 22:48
    what the fuck is this shit.

    please do not quit your day job

    if y ou have one....

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.12.2006 14:13
    (note: this is known as continuity, its a good technique for stories that you other authors might want to pay attention to) you got no room to give advice to other authors about continutity because your story is random and is pretty much devoid of sex lol wow horrible

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.12.2006 15:54
    rofl, you're my fave author on here. All you people dissing his stuff, check out his other stories. All SOOOO funny!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.12.2006 17:21
    haha fuckin hilarious

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.12.2006 19:11
    to everyone rating my story badly, maybe you didnt notice where i said his face got red as a fire hydrant? thats called a simile, its actually commonplace in canon literature which you'd know if you were as well read as i am.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.12.2006 08:08
    gay

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.12.2006 08:27
    LOL..............WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK LOL.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.12.2006 12:34
    what the fuck was this?????????????? an pussy slapper you might consider yourself well read but you can not spell worth shit.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.12.2006 10:34
    whta the fuck is thatttttt ????!!!!!,, co'm'on have a life

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.12.2006 14:33
    That fucking sucked..

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.12.2006 04:30
    fucking retarded u cunt!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.12.2006 00:41
    great, great story. came maybe 15 times

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.12.2006 03:24
    Stupid ass -hole person,Stupid ass-hole story.A perfect story.Perfectly ridiculous.But funny!hahahahahahahahahaaaa... written,dude.Write more of this stuff,okay?I love it!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.12.2006 22:48
    heheheheheehheh............... of a joke.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.12.2006 14:16
    hahaha what the fuck dude

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  • READER
    READER 500
    31.12.2006 03:12
    your stories rock! You use great writing technique and I look foward to reading more:)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.01.2007 03:41
    what?what?Ass-hole you bother me.Go get a damn mother-fucking life you bastard!Or go kill yourself so that you could fuck your gay-ass ghost girl (or the bus driver,or the bus)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    03.01.2007 21:12
    to be perfectly honest, this story gave me more enjoyment out of any other story here. i hope you keep writing, because this is hilarious.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    15.01.2007 16:34
    hahahaha! Great stuff...very funny...keep writing! (easy in the crack though...)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.01.2007 11:52
    awful story for masterbation but funny as fuck lmao

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.01.2007 18:53
    wow

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.02.2007 00:04
    dude i love you seriously that was awesome

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.02.2007 15:19
    Tis story completely fuckin sucked!!!!!! it wasnt funny at all so i have no fucking clue wut u others are talkin bout! it sounded almost like a 8 yr old worte this shit! stick 2 somethin else cuz writing is NOT ur thing!!! 1/10

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  • READER
    READER 500
    17.03.2007 20:13
    you don't even rate a 1. this is the second story of yours I read and they are both sick.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.03.2007 16:08
    okay. so thins is my second fav. little jessica still rocks harder lol

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    READER 500
    08.04.2007 00:30
    You are a fucking god.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    09.04.2007 19:24
    that is seriously the funniest thing that i have ever read ever--I Love You!

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    READER 500
    11.04.2007 21:47
    i hope that u dont qualify this story as a sex story.. it qualifies along the lines of my shit encassed with vomit and blood. This story sucked so much that my dick actually went in so i congradulate you for being able to do this act to me because only two other things can do this to me_ Runescape and gay porn

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.04.2007 16:51
    i so love you! but jessica still rocks harder!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.05.2007 16:42
    Lol again, dude....



    while i cant jerk it to your shit, it does leave me sitting here cracking the fuck up...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    15.05.2007 17:44
    I didn't even get past the 1st paragraph this story is so full few shit

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.06.2007 01:18
    LOL You're 18 and you claim to have gone to school and stolen a inuyasha card from a dying girl??

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  • READER
    READER 500
    26.06.2007 00:48
    That shit was funny as hell.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    05.08.2007 02:36
    the other ones are better. requesting more asshole fignering.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.08.2007 02:30
    That was too funny haha

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.10.2007 03:59
    have you ever heard of double spacing?

    have you ever heard of longer stories that made sense? loser

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  • READER
    READER 500
    21.10.2007 20:49
    funniest shit

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.11.2007 12:44
    i dont think all these readers understand what you are going for with your stories, but rest assured some of us do.

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    READER 500
    10.01.2008 00:51
    Dude you could be a commedian. As a sex story it wasnt that great but for laughs 10/10

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    READER 500
    14.04.2008 18:37
    gay ass ghost.......lol

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.07.2008 05:55
    im depressed about the ending, so ima go finger my asshole under a bridge

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  • seeminglysatisfied
    16.11.2009 00:36
    "since school was cancelled that day i wnet home to check out my new playing card. i heard a noise again, kind of like the one i heard this morning (note: this is known as continuity, its a good technique for stories that you other authors might want to pay attention to). then i heard a voice "oooooooo" it was a ghost. it was actually the girl from the bus much to my surprise she wasnt angry. she said "invite over your friends i want to have an orgy" but i told her the truth i dont have any friends and today was the day i would commit suicide because i found out i was gay too. she said its fine to be gay, but since she was a ghost i should kill myself so we can have sex."

    shit, thank god i understand dark humor
    if you are still around, write another story
    most random stories...well one of

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2010 01:23
    OMG. I want to suck your dick. I love reading your work enough to say I'd pay for it. The way that you use grammar and punctuation like that is just icing on the cake.

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.12.2010 06:10
    Dude, seriously seek a psychiatrists help. Your ADHD is all over the place in this thing. Problem is I actually was able to keep up with it. Don't stick a finger in your ass, you need a whole Fist man.

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.01.2012 00:23
    i want more stories so ima go finger my asshole ;P u get the joke?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.04.2014 22:38
    what the hell? this story was fucking shit there was no reason to write this shit

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.05.2014 10:08
    Who here trades feet pics ?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.08.2016 20:55
    Omg "and this gay ass ghost won't leave me alone" I just died ;) KEEP ON SLAPPING THAT PUSSY

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