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SLIDE RIDE
“Mom, look how sunny and beautiful the weather is for the beach. Are you ready to leave?”
“Ah, Jeff. Sean won’t be here for another half-hour, Mr. Chipper. I found some more info.”
“Oh, info chinfo. Now what?”
“I couldn’t understand why herpes wasn’t in the STD stats I gave you last week. So I checked closer. Those stats were only from federally funded control programs. CDC documents show 20 million current cases of HPV—human papillemavirus and 45 million curent cases of herpes.”
“Mom, that’s a lot of dick juice!”
“Yeah! Especially with young adults. From ages 15-24, more than 9 million get an STd every year. That works out to one STD per person over that ten year span.”
Stunned, “Having fun sure isn’t fun.”
Laughing, “Jeff, I’ll have to quote you on that one!”
At Black’s Beach, Jeff finishes setting up Roberto’s privacy fence. Maria nudges him, “Get on your stomach mister.” Jeff obeys. Maria sits on his back to put sun tan lotion on his shoulders. Jeff says, “Wow, your butt feel precious.” He loves feeling her gentle fingers slide across his skin. She slides down to work his back, soon sitting on his butt. “Maria, I can’t believe how nurturing this feels!”
“I feel wonderful too, my love.” Both feel a touch of sadness when she slides onto his thighs. The non-sexual passion returns as she thoroughly massages his butt. After finishing his smooth legs, Maria lies on her stomach. Jeff follows her pattern with one notable difference. When he slides off her butt he leans forward so Big Jeff and his jewels feel her awesome softness. “Marvelous move mister.”
“Thanks, sweet seniorita. Soon Jeff gets on his back. Maria sits on his chest, looking deep into his darling brown eyes, applying lotion to his ears, face, and upper arms. She watches his eyes light up, as she slides all the way down to his genitals. As she slides further, a disappointment shows in his eyes. But she watches a greater glow show as she lies down on his chest. She kisses his lips, then his nipples, biting them softly. Jeff floats out of the space-time continuum. She sits up, sliding back onto his precious softness, floating away with him. Without awareness she rubs in lotion over his chest and lower arms.
She looks at his hairless wonder as she slides down to his thighs. She pushes Big Jeff’s three inches of softness into his base, making him disappear. Moving her dainty fingers, Big Jeff bounces back out. She flaps him around with her index finger, now pulls on him, wrapping him around her finger. Letting go, she watches him recoil. She squirts lotion on Jeff’s stomach, spreads it over Big Jeff and his jewels, and slides her hand back over Big Jeff continuing back to his stomach. Now with both hands, she identifies each jewel, eventually rubbing in lotion thoroughly. With lotion on her hand, she wraps her hand around Big Jeff, holds tightly, and moves her hand downward, letting Big Jeff squirm free.
She finishes his silk-like legs and feet, now drops to the blanket, rolling onto her back. When Jeff returns to earth, he sits on Maria’s well-rounded breasts, watching her smile grow. He runs his fingers through her hair several times, feeling electricity through his body. He squeezes her soft cheeks, runs a finger across her lips, looking into her radiant eyes.
After applying lotion he slides down to her stomach, leaning his jewels and hanging penis into it’s softness. Bringing his chest to her breasts, he kisses her lips. Now with lotion-filled hands he presses her breasts together, watching them return to their relaxed position as they slide through his hands. He surrounds her left breast with both hands, lifting up as it slides to freedom. Now the same with her right breast. From below he slides his hands over her breasts.
Wryly, “Oh, I forgot to bite Flopsy and Mopsy.”
Softly, “Good thing. Or mama would bite your head off.”
Smiling, “I know, my love.”
“And we both would get tuned on.”
Jeff begins to realize that while orgasm is far more pleasurable, sensual non-sexual touch feels far more rewarding, loving, and enduring. Maria knew this already.
Looking into Maria’s eyes, Jeff slides down to her vagina, rubbing in lotion romantically. He leans forward, feeling her most intimate parts tightly against his. He feels an urge to get sexual, but lets it past. Sliding down to Maria’s thighs, he does her stomach and shapely hips. Looking at her small growth of dark silky hair, he runs his fingers through this incredible sight. He presses one finger against her vertical opening. Now with fingers on each side of her vagina, he slowly opens paradise. Feeling overwhelmed, he lets go. He looks into Maria’s eyes, which say, “Don’t stop.” He opens paradise further. He used to think of boy’s crotch as far more interesting than a girl’s crotch. Now he knows better. Several thoughts run through his head that he knows to let go for now. It’s lotion time for this glorious anatomy and the most gorgeous set of legs.
When he finishes, Jeff lies down beside Maria, placing his hand in hers, as they savor such peaceful serenity. As they lay there together, Jeff whispers to Maria, “Listen to Sean talk sweet to my mom. I love it. Suddenly he hears, “Will you marry me?”
Jeff jumps up screaming, “Yes!!!”
Everyone laughs as Jeff now observes Sean on one knee in front of his mom. Tears streaming down her eyes, “I most certainly will!”
Jeff runs up to Sean, tackling him into a big hug, following with a kiss on each cheek. “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” He turns to his mom, “Get up! I can’t hug you in a beach chair.”
After hugging, Rachel gets on one knee to kiss Jeff. He showers her with kisses. Now she turns to Sean. He slides a diamond ring on her finger. “Oh! It’s so precious! Oh, Sean. It sparkles almost as splendidly as your sweet eyes.”
At they hug, Roberto says, “We’re all going swimming. You two need the privacy fence.”
EPILOGUE
Perhaps this book leaves the impression that you need to be beautiful to appreciate naturism. Actually naturism gives one the opportunity to love one’s body despite the flaws one thinks it has.
Perhaps this book leaves the impression that you need to be beautiful to achieve the benefits of non-sexual touch, that is, any touch without intent of sexual arousal. Actually beauty has nothing to do with it.
Perhaps this book leaves the impression that you need to be beautiful to develop a healthy sex life. Actually, lack of beauty seems to motivate people to develop their personalities, deeper friendships, and deeper spirituality. All these are vital to achieving real sexual intimacy.
My goal has been to be entertaining and thought provocative. I hope your desire for pleasure does not overshadow your need to find meaning in life and a sense of purpose.
With that in mind, I will close with a quote of Alexander Solzhenitsyn: “One might wish that reality was such that there would exist bad people who sneakily do their wrong deeds, and we only had to isolate and destroy them. The limits between the good and the bad, however, go right across any human heart.”
For example, we may like to play cops and robbers. But cops aren’t always good and robbers aren’t always bad.
