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Sex games

Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...

Author: Shadow Dragon

Date: 28 May 2008

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'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'
'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'
'Control, control! You must learn control!'
'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'
'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'
'I never knew I had it in me.'
'There is good in him, I've felt it.'
'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'
'Back door, huh? Good idea!'
'She's gonna blow!'
'I think you'll fit in nicely.'
'Rise, my friend.'
'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'


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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.05.2008 12:01
    There is a seperate place for jokes... Does not belong in the sex stories site

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.06.2008 11:54
    Haha, the second one is the best, that is hilarious

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.06.2008 11:58
    Actually this is a everything included sex site jokes stories and blogs

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.06.2008 01:13
    star wars was a saga not a trilogy (trilogy is three events)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.06.2008 04:27
    actually, they are from the first three, from when it was just a trilogy

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.09.2008 00:18
    well, star wars is, as a whole, a saga, but these jokes r from the last 3 episodes, tecnically. those last 3 were made before the first three when it was still considered a trilogy.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.12.2008 08:14
    sex

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.06.2009 23:23
    this is funny lolz

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  • fuckmehard
    20.07.2009 22:05
    i love this its all so true. but u should have mentioned it's from the first (meaning 4,5 and 6) trilogy. i knew most of who was saying these lines, which kinda freaked me out. Mostly it was luke and han solo, but there was some yoda and c-3po in there too. oh, god... i'm going to go try and find a life now...

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  • FuckMeHard
    29.07.2009 23:40
    i don't get the 'come eat' or whatever one. the rest rock!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.11.2009 00:53
    You idiot. Star Wars is a SAGA! not a TRILOGY!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.04.2011 11:07
    "u came in that thing? Ur braver than i thought" loooooolzzz fucking hilarious

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.08.2015 02:37
    I need to get a life

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.03.2016 13:32
    That was hilarious! I'm never going to be able to watch Star Wars again! X'D

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