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Sex games

Dreaming of the opposite sex

Author: Shadow Dragon

Date: 12 July 2008

Sex Joke

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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day:-

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


What women would do if they had a penis for a day:-

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......


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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.07.2008 02:02
    Good ones.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.07.2008 01:07
    If I had a penis for a day I think I would try to give myself a blowjob. I know I'm good but I'd wanna make sure.

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  • envious
    24.07.2008 10:23
    i would fuck my hubby in his ass every nite

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  • tyciol
    17.11.2008 13:45
    Good luck with that 21st, we've all tried and our spines can't flex that much without a lot of effort.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.12.2008 20:10
    wow

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.01.2009 00:05
    lmao loved it

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.04.2009 22:42
    you so funny i can 't stop laughing. me and mom and her boyfriend love all the thing about man and waman thay are all funny no matter what everyone thanks. keep up the good work.

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  • fuckmehard
    20.07.2009 19:21
    i think if i had a penis for a day i would just go out and get, like, a million hookers. or strippers. or both. yeah, both. either that or just masturbate. then pee outside (can be done for a girl, i know, but much more difficult) p.s. i sincerely hope that the day a man has a vagina is one where he gets his period. or go through labor.

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.09.2011 10:31
    I am forever idenbted to you for this information.

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