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Make Me Dinner

Author: crustybunger

Date: 6 August 2008

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Twas with thine sprightly blunderbuss
We walked the winding road
Wilst winter whipped it's winds around
Snow swirled sweeping round
On Sunday we ate the Jesus wafer
Thine glory is not diminished
But ye that did cleave unto
Mine flesh torpedo
That thou shalt take
Mine flesh torpedo
Whose glory is not diminished
Then you could grab me a beer
And make me dinner.
Her face was thin through vomit
A chemical sheen on her forehead
Caked over a tan booth bronze
Looking at her gave me
a warm scrotal rush that was not unpleasant
And oh to have my stiffened spunk hose
Embraced by the sleek and shiny lips
Lips glossed with
Ultra-lip plumping ingredients
For irresistibly luscious lips
Glazed with unsurpassed shine
Locked around my pole of joy
In a selfless spaghetti suck of love.

Then I'd want that bitch to make me dinner.


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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.08.2008 08:56
    U SUCK BALLS U HOMO BITCH

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.08.2008 14:17
    That was horrible and diminishing to females. Fuck you, dick-head.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.08.2008 22:36
    "diminishing to females"
    Did you just make that up?

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  • lollylover
    02.09.2008 17:28
    why waste a reasonably good talent on dross like this?

    you have a good vocabulary, so why don't you try putting it to better use than writing crap like this. I'm sure you could be quite successful if you put your mind to it.

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  • jasmin+lu
    15.02.2009 10:14
    i thought it was funny shit! if thats what him and his woman are into then.....to each thier own! keep them cuming

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.02.2009 10:15
    i thought it was funny shit and if him and his woman like it that way all the better! to each thier own! wright wright on! oxoxxojasmin lu

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.05.2011 06:30
    lol it is not diminishing ro women, i am a women and i find it extremly funny.

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