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Roberto's Feast

Author: PISSOUTMYASS

Date: 6 August 2008

Bestiality, True Story, Group Sex, Latina

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35-year-old Roberto de Torrez sat on his ergonomic office chair, staring at the computer screen while beating his meat. He was in his small basement apartment, under the house of his parents Hank and Jane de Torrez. This was a small apartment that contained his chair, his bed, his refridgerator and his computer. The refridgerator contained hohos and Chef Boyardee ravioli, which were all Roberto ate. He was a loser because he lived with his parents and only ate Chef Boyardee and hohos, and he wasn't even willing to try high-quality gourmet food.

The video he was watching was of an older gentleman raping a 5-year-old girl in the ass and pussy. Then he took a shit in her mouth. That shit made Roberto hard! When the video was finished, Roberto clicked a link that advertised a similar video. Little did he know it was a decoy link designed to lure in pedophiles.

"Hmm, that's odd," said Roberto. "There's no video!" But it was getting late, and he kust decided to go to bed.

Upstairs, Hank and Jane de Torrez were snuggling on a couch, watching a soap opera on TV. There was a knock at the door.

"I wonder who could be knocking at the door at this time of night?" said Hank.

"I'm not sure, why don't you go and see?" responded Jane

"Nah," replied Hank. "I'd rather watch this soap in peace!" but whomever was behind the door didn't take that as an answer. A crowbar was wrenched through the side and the door was ripped from its hinges.
The obese, crowbar-wielding woman standing behind the door frame stared angrily at Hank and Jane. She was extremely fat, with short gray hair. She was wearing a business suit. This woman's name was Gay.

"Is this the house of Roberto de Torrez?" she demanded.

"n-no, he's downstairs" said Hank, rather nervously.

"Well, ok. Thank you for your help," said Gay. She went down the stairs to the basement, and screamed, waking Roberto up.

"Who the fuck are you?" asked Roberto angrily.

"Is this Roberto de Torrez?" demanded Gay.

"Uh, no," said Roberto. "He lives in the house next door."

"Alright sir, thank you for your help" said Gay. Roberto went back to sleep and Gay went to the next house. She crowbarred the door open, to find a very attractive young woman of about 18 years old. She was about 5'8, with long blonde hair and a nice set of tits. Gay despised women with nice tits because they were objects of sexual attraction for men, and this was a horrible thing. Men were evil and manipulate dthe minds of innocent women and all they cared about was sex.

"Eww," said the woman. "You're fat and ugly, and I think there should only be hot chicks like me because that's what the guys like!"

This made Gay furious. She bashed the woman in the head with her crowbar. She fell to the ground, too dazed to scream in pain. She was out cold. Gay continued to bash until her skull was fractured and bits of brain were seeping from the cracks. She stepped on the body and mashed it up until is was a bloddy mess. Then she fucked the woman in the ass with a crowbar. She pulled the now-beshitted crowbar and licked it clean of blood and shit. She then took the mass and buried it under ground in the yard.

"Another job well-done by Gay!" she said Triumphantly, getting in her car and driving away.

After a while, the mangled body began to rot. Roberto, being underground and adjacent to the body, smelled it. He decided to see what was making the smell, so he went to the neighbor's yard and dug up the body. He dragged it home.

"WHat the fuck is that?" asked Hank and Jane together.

"It's a haloween decoration" said Roberto.

"That's one realistic Halloween decoration" said Jane. "We won't be having and trick-or-treaters this year, they'll all be scared!"

"Good," said Hank. "More candy for me."

Roberto dragged the body downstairs and fucked it on the spot. It fell apart into a mangled glob of skin mashed internal organs, shattered bones, blood, rotting flesh, shit, piss and Roberto's semen, and was infested with maggots and other vermin. Roberto picked up the mass and put it in his refridgerator. Soon it froze into a chunk. Now, whenever he was hungry, he tooka piece and ate it instead of ravioli or a hoho. Mmm... it tasted liek a chunky popsicle only better.

Hank and Jane soon grew suspicious of the goings-on in the basement, and came down to investigate. They saw Roberto eating the stuff, and wanted soem too. They ate soem and started having a three-some.

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Miles away, in an office, Gay's sex-o-meter rang.

"Oh god, someone's having sex!" said Gay. Shegrabbed her corwbar and her trusty old canine companion, Fido and ran out the door. Soon they arrived at the de Torrez residence. Gay was enthralled by what she saw.

Hank, Jane, Roberto and Gay all had a romantic candle-lit dinner and finished the rest of the chunk. THey even put some in Fido's food dish. After that they all had a major orgy. Gay's life was changed from that day on and was no longer a fucking bitch. The end.


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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.08.2008 04:49
    What the fuck is this ?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.08.2008 01:32
    Good satire, I'm looking for sex stories though.

    Fuck you.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.08.2008 06:35
    this is simply a fucked up story

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  • Mr+Shade
    12.08.2008 11:54
    Wow....that was....just unbelievable...really. Is there any point to it? Or did you just get so bored you had to write something that wasn't hot or very funny? I admit, a couple of bits made me chuckle inside, like the blatant ripping the piss out of complex sex stories and shitty writers. Seriously though...was it worth the time? Really? Seriously? If it was then fair enough, but if I wrote it I'd be wondering if I was taking the piss out of myself instead of the people I was aiming for. God, and it's made me write an essay. Oh well, ce la vie.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.08.2008 01:22
    Useless "crustybunger" at it again with lame bullshit

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.08.2008 22:13
    I hope the writer dies a slow painful death

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  • mayo
    21.08.2008 12:24
    Oh deer what a waste of a 2 minute read

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.08.2008 13:24
    This is not sex storie.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.08.2008 02:20
    BEST STORY EVER

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.09.2008 16:53
    gay faggot horrible bullshit story

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.09.2008 21:32
    you are messed up big time

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.09.2008 00:03
    Absolutely... horrible!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.10.2008 11:52
    Wonderful piece of writing. Keep up the impeccable job.

    Sequel please!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.11.2008 01:15
    this is fucking horrible, because u an i both know that everyone goes home to eat a frozen chunky person

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.11.2008 17:50
    Oh god, I lol'd for 20 minutes.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.11.2008 10:40
    This is absolutely spectacular. I only found it through wondering who in gods name wants a cannibal porn story, and decided to go for the lowest entry as opposed to the highest. i was not disappointed!

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  • LuckyxVII
    23.11.2008 14:47
    I sit... and I laugh.

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  • smashthecan
    01.12.2008 03:18
    Gay's life was changed from that day on and was no longer a fucking bitch. The end.

    thats my status on facebook now

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.12.2008 20:10
    this fucking sucked, who ever writes this shit should die

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  • wawa
    07.01.2009 07:40
    l fuck my sister..great.right

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.01.2009 21:19
    This guy has real talent and could surprise us if he chooses to, lets hope he does ( and YES I have read all 3 episodes)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.02.2009 19:59
    lmfao lmfao lmfao thaaaaat was pretty hilarious...."beshitted crowbar" PAHAHAHAHA

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  • penismcgeefag
    22.02.2009 14:44
    funniest shit, ever.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.04.2009 05:04
    This was one of the most disturbing things I have ever had the misfortune of reading. I was just curious as to what the lowest rated cannibal story would be. Wow! This is horrible.

    This made me laugh so hard I almost vomited,

    ""Eww," said the woman. "You're fat and ugly, and I think there should only be hot chicks like me because that's what the guys like! "

    Just the normal reaction one could be expected upon being awakened in the middle of the night be a crowbar wielding maniac intent on bashing someone's head in.

    Extra sicko points for the child-rape and scat at the beginning. You're fucked in the head.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.04.2009 06:32
    HAHAHAHAH! I can't stop fucking laughing. dude you're sick, but you are fucking hilarious.



    probably the worst sex sicko story ever written.
    you're still funny though.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.05.2009 04:20
    bhahahahahahhaha wtf waqs that????????????

    it could have at least been more detailed!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.05.2009 17:27
    Oh wow! How funny, and ironic, and gross! But a lovley satire!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.05.2009 23:40
    It's from the mind of a deranged comedian. It's hilarious.

    Hohos and Chef Boyardee . A very specific name, Roberto De Torrez. Incredibly hilarious dialogue. Necrophiliacs. Shit-eating.

    A sex-o-meter for crying out loud!

    Atypical reactions for the people in scary situations.

    This story is just so out there it's funny.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.06.2009 06:03
    ROFL LMAO SOOOOO FUNNY XD

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.06.2009 18:02
    This is the most touching story I've ever read. Thank you so much for coming up with this!

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  • re
    re
    16.07.2009 18:15
    Dude, seriously?????

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.08.2009 14:00
    LMFAO

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.08.2009 23:52
    Just. Fucking. Lol.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.09.2009 05:38
    lol

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.09.2009 16:53
    how is this a true story?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.10.2009 20:51
    Wow positively the worst story I think I've ever read.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.10.2009 06:21
    you sir, are a retard

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.11.2009 12:23
    LMFAO!!!!!! Okay, seriously, my sides hurt, I really hate snuff and things like that, I'm pissed for 2 days after reading them (I just can't help it, I have take a peek once in a while...) But that was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! The ending is simply priceless!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.11.2009 15:09
    xxx

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.04.2010 04:04
    You suck I hate you lolololololololoololololooll

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.04.2010 18:51
    WHAT THE HELL THIS IS PERFECT

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  • corruptangel
    28.04.2010 15:46
    Laughing so hard my fuckin insides hurt. what made me laugh the hardest was the comment by someone five down from mine. he said....you sir are a retard. i am still laughing about that omg omg omg omg thats so true and funny i cant stop fuckin laughing!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.05.2010 21:44
    Very very touching. Made me cry.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.06.2010 02:31
    Right up there with Shakespeare

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.06.2010 12:19
    very retarted!! good job at making me want to throw up!

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  • DonaDiabla24
    12.07.2010 14:50
    This is very nasty and creepy, so I enjoyed it!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.07.2010 03:23
    WTF your sick go fuck yourself you probably have cause thats all you can get douchebag

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  • WantSumCandyLittleGirl
    26.07.2010 09:14
    Strangest story on the site. You are a bit depraved. If it turns you on, fine. Otherwise, take it somewhere else. Thanks but no thanks.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.09.2010 06:17
    Your the shit bitch eat some and write more shit

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  • FUCK+SLUT
    16.01.2011 14:44
    that was crazy stupid ! NEXT !

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.03.2011 00:08
    This story is almost perfect. It needs a little more child porn, snuff and cannibalism.

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.04.2011 14:37
    يا سر
    يا سر
    يا سر

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.07.2011 02:48
    if this gets you off fine but you need more detail

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.06.2012 15:22
    Loved the story but...wtf? I want some of the good drugs you were on when you wrote it.

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.06.2012 15:27
    Oh...btw..THIS STORY JUST KILLED MY BONER. Perhaps forever ..

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.11.2012 12:16
    Lmao. Lowest rated in all the categories xD and most of the categories don't even match this. Bestiality? True story? Right. And I shit Jesus.
    Hilarious. I enjoy the blonde's reaction, waking up in the middle of the night and she cares how the crowbar bitch looked. I also love how he can smell her rotting through the foundation xD and how she's completely decayed. And Gay's sex radar told her their having sex and that's how she found them? xD epic. And of course they have an orgy. Funny, but I'm probably never going to have sex again as long as I live. I think I'll become a nun now...

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.11.2012 15:12
    iT'S LIKE TOTALLY FUNNY MAN. I found it interesting that low rated stories get way more comments then the average stories.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 17:44
    Oh god I just came on my ceiling.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 17:44
    wtf did i just read, write a sequal i came all over the computer

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 17:44
    Oh god I just came on my ceiling.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.04.2013 17:44
    Oh god I just came on my ceiling.

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.04.2013 22:43
    This is story is so bizarre that I gave it a positive vote. It's a trashy story and a good one at that.

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    18.04.2013 22:52
    This is story is so bizarre that I gave it a positive vote. It's a trashy story and a good one at that.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.04.2013 00:00
    Mindless brilliance!!! :) .......

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.04.2013 16:07
    I just jizzed in my dog's young mouth!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.07.2014 12:58
    Arbek

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.04.2015 13:56
    This sounds like it was written by a demented highschool freshman.

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    28.07.2021 12:06
    kind of weird but it was ok.

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