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Blowing Chunks

Author: Enormousdwarf

Date: 26 August 2008

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Three women go out to the bar and really tie one on. The following morning they run into each other at work. The first says, "Wow, I got so drunk last night that I was running around the bar with out my top on."
The second says, "That isn't nothing. When I got home I couldn't get the room to stop spinning and I fell down the stairs."
The third says, "That isn't nothing. When I got home I blew chunks."
The other two say, "That isn't so bad."
The third says, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"

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vambam

31.08.2008 00:51

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wtf funny but creeoy

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Anonymous reader

11.09.2008 12:47

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Silly nonsense

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READER 500

13.09.2008 16:29

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lol so fuckin funny

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Anonymous reader

15.09.2008 20:37

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LOL,NIIIIIIIICE.

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Anonymous reader

16.09.2008 10:25

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thanks/That was really funny

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Anonymous reader

18.09.2008 12:52

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it's funny, but you contradict what the one woman says when you say "That isn't nothing" at the one point

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Anonymous reader

21.09.2008 09:15

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gay

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BIG D

21.09.2008 14:38

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FUKIN HILARIUS

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Anonymous reader

24.09.2008 23:32

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hahahahahaha

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Anonymous reader

03.10.2008 16:50

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NOY FUNNY

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Anonymous reader

13.10.2008 20:11

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She blew Chunks the dog and she liked it !!!!!

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bigdog

17.10.2008 05:02

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can i be the dog

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Anonymous reader

31.12.2008 09:50

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lol i liked it

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iluvsex69

11.01.2009 23:22

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haha that is good

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Harken

14.02.2009 20:54

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Nice

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Anonymous reader

16.02.2009 01:10

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that is fucking funny

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Satan 57

20.02.2009 02:47

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Hail Satan!

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Anonymous reader

17.04.2009 10:54

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salut

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jud

17.04.2009 11:10

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lucky dog

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Anonymous reader

02.05.2009 19:35

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dat is some funny shzit!!!!!!!!!

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onlyonesexxyme

02.05.2009 19:37

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dats some funnie shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Satan 57

03.05.2009 01:51

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i bet that dogs happy

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yummy mommy

24.05.2009 19:00

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ever sick lol

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Anonymous reader

09.07.2009 05:05

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fucking funny

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READER 500

18.07.2009 20:46

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ha bet chunks loved it

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chukwuka

04.11.2009 06:53

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hey u fuck

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Anonymous reader

14.03.2010 13:38

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My friend want to know if chunks needs a sitter:)

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anonymous 319

14.03.2010 13:40

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Let me know if chunks needs a sitter:)

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otherone

14.03.2010 13:48

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My friend says let her know if chunks ever needs a sitter:)

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Anonymous reader

29.07.2010 02:57

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ok little johnny is in the shower with his gram he looks down and says wats tht she says thts my beaver so the nxt day johnny is in the shower with his mom he looks down and says wats tht she says thts my beaver then johnny remarks i think gramms beavers is dead his tongue is sticking out

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anonymous reader

05.08.2010 06:52

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That was cute; i actually lol'd at that one. [:
And that one made me picture some nasty shit man. -__-
Not sexy at all. :P
(VVV)

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anonymous reader

20.08.2010 04:32

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oooohhh....wish I was chunks....I nvr got a blowjob n I wish 4 1

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anonymous reader

30.05.2011 07:21

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oh wow and that amazing

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anonymous reader

29.12.2011 10:11

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Hahaha thats awesome and i loled to!

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anonymous reader

03.04.2012 03:15

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Thats kinda rough rough hee-hee

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30.05.2012 13:53

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18.09.2012 22:52

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the joke on the comments page is actually funny i loled at it

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