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erotic story icon OLD LADY HEARS SCREAMING AT PEARLY GATES erotic story letter

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored into her shoulder...

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erotic story icon GUY WHOSE WIFE SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS erotic story letter

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues,...

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erotic story icon OLE AND INGE PREPARING FOR SEX erotic story letter

Ole took Inga home with him and took off his shirt. Inga says, "Ole, dat's some chest you have dare." Ole says, "Inga, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite." Next he took off his pants. Inga says, "Ole, dat's nice calves you have dare." ...

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erotic story icon LITTLE BOY VISITS WHOREHOUSE erotic story letter

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want...

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erotic story icon OLD LADIES RECALLING PRICE OF VEGGIES erotic story letter

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much...

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erotic story icon OLD LADIES DISCUSS MUTUAL ORGASMS erotic story letter

Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here and mutual orgasm'...

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erotic story icon ANIMAL PARK NEEDS SOLUTION FOR GORILLA IN HEAT erotic story letter

A small West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian diagnosed the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no...

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erotic story icon TWO DWARFS HAVING SEX IN HOTEL erotic story letter

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come...

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erotic story icon GUY PAYS FRIEND'S WIFE FOR SEX erotic story letter

Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit...

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erotic story icon VIVA LA FRANCE erotic story letter

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on...

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