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erotic story icon MAN TURNS DOWN PROPOSAL erotic story letter

A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her -- knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and...

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erotic story icon DRUNK ON BUS erotic story letter

A drunk get's on the bus and goes to the back of the bus. The driver goes down the street and a girl enters the bus and the driver says, "Tickle your cunt with a feather." The girl says, "What did you say?" The bus driver says, "Typical country weather." He...

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erotic story icon LITTLE BOY PEEKING IN ON PARENTS erotic story letter

This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His...

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erotic story icon OLD SINGLE FRIENDS erotic story letter

An old man and an old woman, who lived near each other in a large apartment complex, soon became friends after each one lost their spouse. Every Saturday evening at 6:00 pm sharp, the man would visit the woman's apartment, bringing a rented video. Then she would serve him some wine, cook him...

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erotic story icon LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD erotic story letter

Little Red Riding Hood is getting ready to visit her grandmother in the forest when her mother says, "You shouldn't be out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because the Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do....... he'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your...

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erotic story icon SEX ON MARS erotic story letter

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple begin talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally. Maureen brings up the...

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erotic story icon THE GIVER OF LIFE erotic story letter

A priest and a nun are walking in the desert when their camel dies. The priest figures they are doomed so he asks the nun if he can see her naked. The nun figures what the hell so she gets naked and when she is naked she asks the priest if she could see him naked. So the priest gets naked and...

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erotic story icon GUY WHO WANTS SHORTER PENIS erotic story letter

A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to...

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erotic story icon JAPANESE TOURIST NEEDS A CONDOM erotic story letter

A Japanese tourist got separated from his group on tour in Amsterdam. He ends up in the red light district, and decides to have a go. He enters a sex shop, goes up to the guy behind the counter and asks, "One condom please." He gets the answer they only sell condoms by six, nine or...

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erotic story icon HENRY FORD TALKING TO GOD erotic story letter

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want." Ford thinks about...

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