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The Nuns Story

Author: linkie

Date: 1 November 2008

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Three nuns cycling through Brugges, mother superior and two young novices
It is a fine day to be out and enjoying the scenery,
they came upon a calming hump in the middle of the road and over it they go. the two young novices giggle and the mother superior gives them a stern glance.
Another Kilometer passes and another hump, over they go and again the two young novice nuns begin to giggle, now the mother superior gives them a real stern glance. then off they go again, shortly after another hump approaches, over they go again, both the young novices really start to giggle quite loudly, The Mother superior stops, and with a stern voice says to her young novices " If you two giggle once more I will put the saddles back on your bikes"


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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.11.2008 05:56
    What the hell is this.. Boring.. Nithin thilak

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.11.2008 06:37
    What the hell is this.. Boring.. Nithin thilak

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.11.2008 05:04
    ok....

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.11.2008 22:40
    this does not make any sense

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.11.2008 00:24
    I think by sadles he means seats so the pole is going up there pussys but its still not funny

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  • fucker
    16.11.2008 18:24
    not nice..........boring stuff!!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.11.2008 08:50
    Its can't understand .......sorry

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  • tyciol
    17.11.2008 13:25
    I gave it a yes, because I've built a lot of bikes so I know what those saddles look like. But they're called seats usually... and also, they're not exactly soft so I would imagine this would be more painful than anything. Maybe it's a reference to the masochistic practises of self-flaggelation prevalent in catholicism or something? Not something to giggle about... although the seat mounts are hollowed out so it would make a good drainage pipe. No idea how you'd clean that thing though.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.11.2008 07:45
    Can it get any more borimg????

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.11.2008 01:26
    this means that there is no seat in the novices; bikes so each time they go over a bump, the seat pole goes up thier ass or pussy. i understood right in the beginning... pretty lame if u ask me

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.11.2008 17:05
    funny as hel fuck the rest of u i was pissing myself

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.11.2008 16:59
    Xxx

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.11.2008 20:20
    whats boring, is the readers comments, lol

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.12.2008 01:47
    The story is far way more than boring

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.01.2009 23:19
    i dont get it

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.01.2009 06:41
    hi
    haw ur

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.02.2009 11:24
    U guys are sick
    its good

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.03.2009 10:41
    retarded

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.03.2009 22:52
    i want a friend just like u.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.04.2009 14:56
    dumb

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.04.2009 22:47
    Center Nun

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  • lame_shots%40yahoo.com
    04.05.2009 17:30
    dude if the whole pole is going inside their pussy or ass
    they just 'giggle'
    hah are u insane
    lameshots

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  • fuckmehard
    20.07.2009 23:03
    i don get it

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.02.2012 07:26
    July 24, 2010Dear Natalie,Well said, ssteir in the Dharma! As someone who has long advocated the recognition of the universal characteristics of the sacralization of warfare on the part of all major religious faiths, i.e., “holy war,” I equally recognize that gender discrimination is, all too sadly, yet another similar universal phenomenon. Thus, just as ‘holy war’ betrays the highest ideals of our respective faiths so does the oppression of women in all its forms. In the Japanese Buddhist tradition with which I am most familiar, there was a political decision made in feudal Japan that female clerics would only be allowed to be in charge of small “hermitages” (J. an) rather than full-fledged “temples” (J. ji). Since the feudal government also forced all Japanese to become adherents of “temples,” but not “hermitages,” this effectively derived female clerics of significant financial support. This “traditio

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.04.2012 22:50
    What??? Makes no sense!

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