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Sex games

the truth about blow jobs

Author: icesnake9985

Date: 1 May 2009

Sex Joke

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Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest
daughter walks in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear... a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night,
they go into their room... they kiss and hug and have sex. (The
daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the
mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh, I see, but the other night, when I came into you and daddy's room,
you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.


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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.05.2009 18:42
    omg i loved it! penises are great ot suck.

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  • john
    Мужчина john 68
    15.05.2009 05:06
    dis is great

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.05.2009 03:08
    Cool

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.05.2009 20:12
    hahah

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.05.2009 10:01
    yah its true

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.05.2009 21:02
    hahaha love it

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.06.2009 16:44
    I luv it and luv my huge head sucked off.i hv neva tried cunnalingas though

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.06.2009 13:53
    that was funny

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  • rob252
    07.06.2009 13:32
    you ever seen your mum suck your dads dick?

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  • 1stprize
    07.06.2009 15:32
    Cute

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  • raj
    raj
    08.06.2009 11:11
    reader

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.06.2009 17:05
    ive heard this before

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.06.2009 05:55
    TO:
    READER
    2009-06-10
    17:05:11

    Of course you've heard this before! If no one's heard it before, how the fk do you expect someone to post it?

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  • Master%26amp%3B%23039%3Bs+lacie
    27.06.2009 15:29
    I don't want jewlery for giving that... If I got jewlery for it I would stare blankly. But I like this joke, my girl friends say that it's true... For "normal" people

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.06.2009 10:32
    are you a guy?
    if u are can i suck ur dick?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.07.2009 20:55
    no one gives a fuck if you heard it before

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  • Majestic
    16.07.2009 03:23
    Dats not a joke

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  • smoothtalker
    17.07.2009 17:39
    that was pretty funny.

    Master's lacie, what do you blow for?

    READER
    2009-06-11 05:55:00

    calm down dude

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  • ui
    ui
    18.07.2009 12:30
    yuy

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.07.2009 16:17
    Have u heard the one about you sucking my cock btw I jerking off right now and I'm 7

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.07.2009 20:06
    ill suck your dick for a diamond necklace. (necklace is bigger...)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.08.2009 00:33
    nooo you guys have it all wrong, when a girl gives head and the dude cums on her neck and tits, they call it a pearl necklace...jewelry get it???

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  • satan
    Мужчина satan 55
    05.08.2009 17:40
    none is going to suck it.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.08.2009 13:56
    Not a bad one lol

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.08.2009 13:58
    Pretty cool when you are given a nod of your life

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.09.2009 18:10
    LOL that so fuckng funny LOL and sum kid said he's seven and he jerked off to that joke LOL read the comment a couple spaces below mine

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.10.2009 15:20
    very fucking

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.10.2009 23:53
    the comment is more funny than the joke

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.10.2009 23:54
    the comment is more funny than the joke

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.11.2009 13:37
    thats better than when my sister said it about dad

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.11.2009 04:33
    didn't thank that was funny at all.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.04.2010 07:47
    What will be if daughter put his penis?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.04.2010 23:49
    haha i love this site i cum all the time! oh and yes im 12

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  • Babyangel
    02.08.2010 20:12
    *Master's lacie is me btw*
    I suck for the hell of it. I love sucking cock :excited:

    My reward is getting on my knees and earning cum *good girl smile*

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.09.2010 22:09
    omg i love it lol i walked in on my mom when i was 10

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:34
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:35
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • Tommyboy45
    02.01.2011 03:11
    You're just spamming the jokes aren't you? Below v

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.02.2011 05:39
    who the mother fucker is the previous anonymous reader. Better he stop talking much or else his mother is to be gang raped.... Bastard

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.03.2011 22:56
    shut the fuck up the guy who keeps talking about wimmers hes a manslut

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.07.2011 00:11
    haha nice one. ill hav to use it sometime

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.12.2011 09:51
    i fuck my girlfreinds mouth and cum on her face!

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.12.2011 14:49
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  • anonymous+reader
    13.02.2012 01:33
    if wimmers so fucking amazing get on your fucking knee's and suck his dick you bunch of faggot ass dick sucker...And for those who dont like wimmers good day to you ^-^

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.08.2014 03:40
    I grew up in a european houhoseld. My father is a german citizen living in the states. My mother is italian and we have drank beer or wine with dinner or at family outtings since I was a small child. I think at 2, it's not a big issue. You could be drinking moo juice for milk or juice for soda it shouldn't be a concern at that age what they think your juice really is. As they get older, get curious it should be explained that it is indeed an adult drink. When they older, as in 10 or older and they ask, sit down and explain it in depth that it is only a once a day thing, you don't abuse it, drive, hurt anyone, etc. When we make children see things as taboo and make things so blown out of proportion, they are more apt to want to experiment and do dumb stuff down the road. Just my two cents. I have a 12 yr old and he's seen how alcohol can be abused by an uncle and he recognized it as dumb and childish and damaging in so many way. Good luck!

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