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Sex games

what birds talk about

Author: icesnake9985

Date: 1 May 2009

Sex Joke

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Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow
between them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?"

The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the
sappling. The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."


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