The new child
This story is set in the past from my earlier story but the story is unrelated to the other one so you don’t have to read the other story but f you want to follow this series in time order this comes first
Well where do I start; I am a 17 year old boy who lives in the YMCA in Iceland, Reykjavik. I live with ten to fifteen other people in this hostel. I am about five foot seven inch or so and I weigh eleven stones, I have blond hair and blue eyes and originally my family comes from Germany. I would say I am average looking.
It was a Saturday afternoon and I was sitting in the lounge area watching the fire burn when the manager of the YMCA walked in followed by a girl who looked very familiar, the manager looked at me and said
“Luke can you show Christina around the building, I would do it my self but because I am late for the monthly YMCA manager meeting I need to go now”
I said
“Sure why not”
So I got up from the sofa and walked up to Cameron I introduced my self and started the Grand tour of the building I showed her the bedrooms, the kitchen, the toilets, the garden, the room with the washing machine the janitors closet, balcony and finally the fire exit. As I showed her the fire exit she turned to me and said
“I am tied can you show me to my room?”
I said
“Sure”
But as I led her to the rooms I realised that she had not been assigned a room which was a job handled by the managed who was at the meeting so I turned to her and said
“Err we have a problem, normally the manager assigns the rooms and she hasn’t given you a room yet has she”
Candice said
“No she has not”
I said
“Hmmm well if you don’t mind you could sleep in my room for the night until tomorrow and also you would save one nights rent”
She paused and thought about the situation in front of her then after a few tense seconds she said
“Well I guess so”
So I walked to my room and opened the door
I showed her my bed my table my lamp shade and the sink
Then I lead her to my grand piano and she said
“Dam that is a nice piano”
I said
“Got that right, I won it at a raffle. Also this is the only free space in the bed room but we need to move the piano out the room”
Carli said
“Isn’t that heavy”
I said
“No I think I know what I am doing… right ready both of us together, one each end and steady as we go”
We Tried to shift it couldn’t even lift it. We was getting nowhere and so me and Christina had a cup of tea
“Right give a shout to Charlie”
Up comes Charlie from the room below after straining heaving and complaining we was getting nowhere so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think and he thought we ought to take off all the handles and the thing what held the candles.
But it did no good well I never thought it would
“All right” said Casandraovich “we have to take the feet off to get the feet off wouldn’t take a moment”
We took its feet off even took the seat off that should have got us somewhere but no
So Charlotte said
“Let’s have a cup of tea”
Luke and Charlie said in perfect synchronicity
“Right-o”
“Right” said Clarissa “have to take the door off need more space to shift the so and so”
Had bad twinges taking of the hinges and it got us nowhere and so we had a cup of tea
“Right” said Mariam “have to take the wall down that there wall is going to have to go”
Took the wall down even with it all down we was going nowhere and so we had a cup of tea
And Charlie had a think and he said
“Look, Luke I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling with a rope or two we could drop the blighter through”
“All right” said Charlie climbing up a ladder with a crowbar gave a mighty blow. Was he in trouble half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his head
And I said to Valerie
“Oh shit I think he is dead”
Christina walked over to Charlie’s body and said
“This dead body is making me horny”
I said
“Fuck yeah”
And I jumped on to Margarita we rolled over to Charlie’s body and started playing with it
Then she said fuck me already then I said hey the reason why Charley’s dead because he was too hasty and you won’t get any where if you’re too hasty.
So I took my time and we had sex for about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288 hours
Afterwards I said I think the police might want to see us
She said why
I said look around us you stupid bitch, number one there is a dead person in this room number two we had sex on top of his body number three we knocked a load bearing wall down number four there is a disassembled piano next to us.
So you know what I am not going to get caught by the police so bye
As I ran out the hole in the wall
Dale Winton showed up and said “BRING ON THE WALL!!!” and then he walked off
As I ran down stairs and out the YMCA I ran out of things to talk about and rambled on and on trying to reach the 500 character limit
So I ran to the airport and boarded the next flight to the united states of America ( I could of said usa but that’s three letters writing united states of America is twenty one letters)
As I reached America I enrolled in a school
This is where the next story starts!!!!! !
