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2 Firemen

Author: qakbiggs

Date: 26 May 2010

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Two firemen are butt-fucking out back of a burning building.

The Fire Chief happens by and screams "What the hell is going on here?"

The first fireman says "Sir! This man is suffering from smoke inhalation!"

So the Chief says "Well, why don't you give him mouth to mouth resuscitation?"

The fireman says "I did! How the hell do you think this shit got started?"


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  • Wimmers
    29.05.2010 05:55
    I like it, I just think you should have said WAS suffering smoke etc,
    and Chief says why DIDN'T etc, though still funny.

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  • tlc0369
    22.06.2010 12:19
    I first heard that joke from John Fox at comedy club. Repeated it many times!

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.12.2010 00:24
    faggots i will troll you all!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.10.2012 12:28
    Weeeee, what a quick and easy souliton.

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