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Sex games

Dianne's problem

Author: JACK042000

Date: 20 August 2010

Sex Joke

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Dianne goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

"Well, what is it?" he asks.

"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies. "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Is your boyfriend a Harley rider?"

The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually he is."

"That's the problem," the doctor says. "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."


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  • JayneyRedd
    23.08.2010 16:48
    Ha ha ha ha good one!

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  • JayneyRedd
    23.08.2010 16:50
    Oh bugger! The webpage keeps telling me my comment is too short - all I was trying to say was "Hahahahaha"

    is that good enough, Mr Webpage? :-)

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.09.2010 15:39
    good one haha :D :P

    wanna fuck?

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:28
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • JACK042000
    20.09.2010 04:57
    Who ever you are get a life.

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  • Wimmers
    20.09.2010 17:27
    For the record Jacko is a friend of mine. So troll tell your doctor the tablets are not working. He may be able to send you somewhere. lol.

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  • JACK042000
    22.09.2010 08:25
    yeah damn right wimmers i think this spamming fellow have nothing else to do he have so much free time that's why he is wasting expensive time on good for nothing spamming.

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.10.2010 00:42
    this comment should be long enough so that i can write that i didnt really understand the joke but oh well...

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.12.2010 18:59
    haha nice joke but its kinda sad when you laugh more at the comments, spose that means comments are funnier O.o nice joke ;p

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.01.2011 20:58
    If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.02.2011 15:59
    fake gold or any fake metal that is left on skin or insides will turn the area green poisoning the skin color[not deadly]

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.02.2011 23:00
    Wimmers your are a good for nothing rotten waste of flesh who needs to get a life and quit spamming stories

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.04.2011 18:17
    Dude I love your jokes keep 'em coming.

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.04.2011 10:26
    Wimmers your are a good for nothing rotten waste of flesh who needs to get a life and quit spamming stories

    The piece of shit who wrote this comment should slit his wrists

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.06.2011 23:57
    Jack. It's obvious that wimmers is the fucker posting hate comments. He's not you friend. Don't feel bad. I haven't a single joke that doesn't have a gay ass read wimmers stupid bullshit on it. He does it to everyone.

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.07.2011 08:59
    I dont get this jokr please explain

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:38
    This is stupid. I like Wimmers jokes a lot better. His are always packed with a punch like getting raped by a crate of vodka whereas yours is just a waste of space with no punchline.

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I will never stop spamming your stupid, lousy, stolen jokes!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:40
    This is stolen? I had no idea.... That's a pretty low thing to do. Stealing a joke so you can post it on a sex site? What do you have no life at all?

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:41
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:41
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:41
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:41
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:41
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:41
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:42
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:44
    Stop stealing jokes! This is ban worthy! Also stop typing Wimmers is God. That is so childish and stupid. We all know that it is you Jack just trying to get attention! If you were really concerned about all the spamming, then you would turn comments off or set it so that only people who are logged in can leave commments. You do this so you can type comments on your stolen jokes and make yourself feel better!

    STOP STEALING JOKES!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:45
    Yeah, I knew I had seen this somewhere before. Totally stolen!

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:44
    Wow. I had no idea that JACK042000 steals jokes!

    Why do you steal jokes? Are you that sad and lonely?

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:01
    DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEADED FUCK PIG! I FUCKING HATE YOU!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:02
    You are a thief! Post pictures of your pencil dick instead!

    I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN AND CUT OFF YOUR PENCIL DICK AND RAPE YOU IN YOUR FAT ASS WITH IT!

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.08.2011 15:42
    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and Wimmers is gay!

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2011 18:04
    Wimmers is not gay - WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Or didn't you hear?

    call me at 864-751-1033 for the best blowjob of your life!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:01
    i called the bitch below and it is just a cruddy radio station in Alabama or something....

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:44
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 14:57
    Dickless little bitch who crossdresses in his mom's panties and shits in them and then eats it!

    ...douchbag

    JS-Hellman 4 life!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:31
    Go read Wimmers shit, he much funnier and make you laugh like hell

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