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Curious Nurses Raise The Dead

Author: TrixxyRavynwolfe

Date: 6 June 2010

Job/Place-of-work, Sex Joke, Male / Female

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There were three nurses that happened laid in a really long time cuz they were all too busy with work. Well, one of the times they are bringing a body to the morgue they notice a kinda tent on the mid section so they get curious and decide to peak. When they do tehy realize he extremely cute so the began to discuss it. After much debate they agre that they were all fuck him before they bring him in. The first gets on, does her thing, gets off, and moves aside. Second does the same. Well they wait and the third is just standing there so they both ask, "what are you waiting for? You said you would too." She nervously mumbles, "I'm on my period." The other two laugh and tell her "He's dead, he doesn't care and neither do we." So she decides to do. She gets on, starts doing her thing and the man gasps and sits up. The three nurses scream and cower away saying, "w-we thought you were dead!" The man stands up and says "I was but after three jump starts and a blood transfusion I'm alive and kickin."


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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.06.2010 16:33
    Learn to fucking type correctly dumbass.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.06.2010 09:06
    Seems like this would fit better in the jokes section

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  • Dicknose
    10.06.2010 12:45
    This is a great joke. You are soooo much better than the weazels that write the stuff that Obama says. He would do well to hire a guy like you. But, as talented as you are, you probably wouldn't want to work for that asswipe. Just a thought.

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  • TrixxyRavynwolfe
    12.06.2010 09:47
    Sorry about the typos guys *blushes* and thankies for the compliments. I was on computer with auto correct that I'm not allowed to fix. I'll try to repost it soon. I clicked for it to be in jokes but they took it out for some reason

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.06.2010 03:11
    You think of that one Yourself? Not too shabby.

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  • Carri
    28.06.2010 02:06
    Learn to fucking type correctly dumbass.
    Any need to be such a dick about it...?

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  • Wimmers
    28.06.2010 13:00
    They all appear in Stories first, even though you submit them in Jokes.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.07.2010 07:36
    resurrection via sex..

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.11.2010 01:53
    !?&″'~:;@~_+-*/×÷=→←↑↓「」“”()<>{}•%※〒#♭♪±$¢£\^°|/\∞∴…™©®

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.11.2010 07:19
    mmmm i dont get iit sorry but u kinda suck hope u do better on bed

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.11.2010 19:42
    Baahaahahaha, it bets get the cold paddles on the chest.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.11.2010 19:43
    Baahaahahaha, it bets get the cold paddles on the chest.

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.11.2010 08:44
    He is not really dead.

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.12.2010 11:39
    What a staggering senseless humor from the 3 previous comments. I do believe life will be hard on them,

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.12.2010 11:40
    What a staggering senseless humor from the 3 previous comments. I do believe life will be hard on them,

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.12.2010 12:57
    resurrection nurses!
    wat if i was the dead man!!!!!
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.12.2010 12:58
    resurrection nurses!
    wat if i was the dead man!!!!!
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.12.2010 07:35
    what a load of fucken shit

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.12.2010 22:48
    hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha FUNNY

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.02.2011 18:35
    this is THE FUNNIEST SHYT IN AMERICA i mean i got REAL TEARS in my EYES REALLY LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.02.2011 08:33
    some ppl meed to realize its just a joke not for real and as jokes go its not bad when you can read it thx 4 the rewrite

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.06.2011 11:27
    00201523145810 Can we be to make afriends

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.06.2011 18:28
    سكس

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.10.2011 19:11
    I do believe life will be hard on them,

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.11.2011 18:47
    der
    2010-12-01 11:40:17
    What a staggering senseless humor from the 3 previous comments. I do believe life will be hard on them,

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.11.2011 14:48
    SRDfgdth.xzdfhsrtyuaErtaertyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraZZZ

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  • A.S.Ram+Mohan
    30.12.2011 08:46
    Reali it is a funny joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.01.2012 01:52
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha FUNNY

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.02.2012 04:56
    Haha. I woke up down today. You've cehreed me up!

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.03.2012 07:01
    wowo awesome.
    grt!!!!i wanna fuck all 3 at aonce for 20000 hrs.ready?????

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.05.2012 19:44
    now that was fucking funny write more please.....

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.05.2012 22:43
    My thoughts ate that was not a bad joke .
    Billmontague

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.05.2012 18:07
    anonymous reader
    2011-11-08 18:47:33
    der
    2010-12-01 11:40:17

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.05.2012 06:26
    as a nurse myself, I like the moerdn ones, but in school, we had to wear the whites with the cap and i was proud to do so but really, having to starch and iron the cap, and the whitesis time consuming. As a Hospice nurse we don't wear uniforms, and I do miss them,makes it easy to dress in the morning. and cheaper than alwayshaving to think what will i wear today??? a real hassle.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2012 23:19
    هاي

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.11.2012 00:35
    Videos de niñas que pierden su virginidad

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.12.2012 04:10
    HOLY SHIT THIS HAPPEND TO ME LAST NIGHT

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.03.2013 20:28
    Ùu0081يس بوك
    Drdshhmkalmh Vidiusx

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.06.2013 23:43
    Well, well! That was awesome.

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.06.2013 23:45
    Well, well! That was awesome.

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.06.2013 17:22
    Ùu0081ديوسكسي عربي

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