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Two friends at a bar

Author: Zone3

Date: 4 September 2010

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OK, so i heard this story about a year ago and decided to post it here see if other people find it as funny as i think it is, its short but it explains its point. Thank you for reading.
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Guy 1: hey, if i were to have sex with your wife would I be in debt to you?

Guy 2: Hm not exactly...

Guy 1: So what, you would be in debt to me?

Guy 2: No, we would be equal!
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anonymous reader

08.09.2010 21:10

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this is fuckin stupid

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anonymous reader

09.09.2010 20:59

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This joke is soooo laaaaame!!

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anonymous reader

15.09.2010 08:30

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A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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anonymous reader

21.09.2010 02:46

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stupidity at its best... mar jao saale... chutiye

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anonymous reader

22.09.2010 13:01

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good joke but only half there

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anonymous reader

01.10.2010 16:12

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Either I don't get the joke, or it isn't funny.

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anonymous reader

26.12.2010 08:37

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منمن

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noajoke

15.12.2011 10:45

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I read this three times and I still don't get it....is it just me was this not funny and just stupid

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Wimmers

06.02.2012 13:29

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It is just you noajoke you are miserable. lol. lol. lol.

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anonymous reader

24.01.2013 09:41

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Greatest prank I ever did?.. Hmm I put whipped cream in my uncle's plilow so when he put his head on it it went all over his face but he ate it then i pu my hanpster down his shirt

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