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English lesson

Author: NWUKlad

Date: 19 April 2011

Sex Joke

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A teacher is teaching her class of eight year olds English. She asks her young pupils to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. The class goes quiet for a moment until little Tommy raises his hand. The teacher hesitates for a moment as Tommy has a reputation for being rude and disruptive. As the rest of the class remains silent, the teacher finally gives in. Tommy stands up and says, “ My aunty’s cardigan has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only ‘fasten eight’.”
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  • anonymous+reader
    20.04.2011 11:51
    well this was nice.......

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.04.2011 22:00
    ummmm......... what the hell?

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.05.2011 01:47
    WTF... Why? Why would a kid that old say that? Sometimes I dint understand the way parents raise their kids. WTF...

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.05.2011 03:18
    IT'S A FUCKING JOKE YOU ANONYMOUS DUMB ASS

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.05.2011 23:18
    What the fuck s wrong with you anonymous???????? If u read this u clicked on the thing that says"sex jokes" not "true stories" so it is NOT real u dumb retarded bitch

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  • NWUKlad
    28.05.2011 14:59
    Maybe anonymous reader was being sarcastic/ironic/joking?

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.06.2011 15:15
    I guess anonymous dumb ass never seen South Park before.

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.08.2011 17:08
    If my problem was a Death Star, this article is a photon trpoedo.

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.05.2012 03:16
    I like European food so I decided to Russia over there bcesuae I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

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