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Sex games

Travelling sperm

Author: NWUKlad

Date: 19 September 2010

Sex Joke

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A pair of sperm cells are passing through a woman’s body. One sperm turns to the other and says, “Oh man I’m tired. How far now to the fallopian tubes?”
“We’ve got quite a way to go,” replied the other sperm, “We’ve only just past the tonsils!”

See, there you go - talking sperm...

got to have 500 hundred characters or the won't post it....

what more do you want?_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________


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  • Wimmers
    22.09.2010 19:16
    I give you a positive even if it does take some swallowing.

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.09.2010 02:32
    What more do we want? How about something funny. I bet you're a manc. They have no concept of humour.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.05.2011 01:15
    Kudos! What a neat way of thiinkng about it.

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 11:46
    ewrtkogikwTIO WE4IR0943 03

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.02.2012 19:33
    All of these artilces have saved me a lot of headaches.

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.02.2012 23:42
    This isn't funny -.-

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.03.2012 02:07
    This sucked. Stop writing I'm tired of having to swallow dumbass jokes :p

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.12.2012 21:46
    hvbnxxffyugjcjfysddiittyutrtyfsdjdifufigdfgdfd.b nmmvciggudiuiduiyuifughjkkcxchjbkghjbksfghtdiryertyfuiyfugtdfugojpidfughjklsdgihjkrtyfzxcbn
    hjk

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.05.2013 00:43
    Its not bad, the people who call this stupid though just don't like having to use their brain when it comes to jokes.

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