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  1. GOING TO HEAVEN
  2. GOING TO HEAVEN 2
GOING TO HEAVEN

Author: hunkerdown

Date: 6 December 2010

School, Sex Joke

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bus loaded with catholic school girls crashes and everyone on board perishes.They all arrive at Heavens Gate aAwaiting their approval to enter.The teenage girls lined up single file with Alice being first in line was asked this question,have you had any experience with a PENIS,to which Alice answered see had seen one a few days ago.ST.Peter responed by telling her to wash out her eyes from the fountain of holy water and procede through the gate.The next teen being asked answered by telling ST.Peter that she had touched one and she was told to wash her hands in the fountain and procede through the gate.As the third girl reached ST.Peter there was noise and commotion coming from the back of the line and suddenly sarah pushed her way to the front.She was asked what was the problem and why she couldn't wait her turn and she said that if he was going to make her rinse her mouth with the water she wanted to go before Angie washed her ass in it


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  • 1labelho
    12.12.2010 21:35
    Well I have to agree with Sarah, loved this one. Thanks for sharing

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.12.2010 23:46
    that's a real suck story

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.12.2010 20:29
    This is funny!!! I look forward to others. Hey write one about guys.

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    07.01.2011 22:38
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    07.01.2011 22:38
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    07.01.2011 22:38
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    07.01.2011 22:38
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    07.01.2011 22:38
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    07.01.2011 22:38
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    07.01.2011 22:38
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    07.01.2011 22:38
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  • anonymous+reader
    07.01.2011 22:38
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    07.01.2011 22:38
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  • anonymous+reader
    07.01.2011 22:38
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  • anonymous+reader
    09.01.2011 20:24
    Indeed. Except it's a joke, not a fucking story.

    -1

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  • hunkerdown
    28.01.2011 19:23
    Your the only thing gay around here you butt lickin faggot

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.02.2011 03:52
    why what,s the matter

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.03.2011 16:24
    wow...i didnt know ur mum have balls

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.03.2011 01:25
    yo mama jokes. yo mama so fat elephants quit they jobs! yo mama so ugly she doesnt know what she look like cause every time she get a mirror it keeps breaking! yo mama so dum she stole bread from a free bread store. yo mama so old when she breast feed her baby powder comes out! yo mama so nasty she told your son that his mama had sex in the bed wit her! yo mama so retarded she messed up special eds class! yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! ohhhhhhh!!!!! i went hard!

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.03.2011 21:46
    Dude, the only thing hard is my dick when i see your mum, bitch

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.03.2011 21:40
    Damn it Angie 1 day we bang the next day u die

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.03.2011 13:35
    lol this is so fucking funny and angie should go to hell if she did that at that age and how is this joke gay

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.04.2011 08:47
    sex me my cell no-8374512991

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.11.2011 12:47
    the most retarded momma jokes iver ever hear tell me did u sit up all night thinking those up by yourself?

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.12.2011 10:37
    those "yo moma" jokes sucks ass and hairy balls!

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.01.2012 17:48
    Yo mama so fat wen u walk around her u get lost!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.02.2012 18:18
    11.04.10 at 5:16 pmEnrico PallazzoAsslover32, when all else fails, just tell eyervone that your buddy’s dad is gay. I have proof!

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.04.2012 03:42
    If there is a female reader,can meet to hav sexx

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