The Sunday School teacher posed the question which part of the body reaches heaven first to her nine and ten year old students.Stephanie was the the first chosen to answer and she said your arms because your arms will be above your head making them first to heaven.Tommy was next and he said your head that your arms will be at your side making your head first to heaven.Little Johnny waving his arm with all his might was next to be called on by the reluctant teacher and his answer was your feet no doubt its your feet because last night I peeked in my parents bedroom and my mom was on the bed laying on her back with her legs spread high in the air and she was screaming OH GOD I'M COMING and if my dad hadn't been on top of her I think she would have went

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