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voodoo cock

Author: steelblackface

Date: 2 February 2011

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There was this woman who didn't have a man and so she didn't had sex in months. So she went to this voodoo woman and explained her problem, she said " miss I can't tell you the last time i had sex i need your help please can you help me?" so the voodoo woman gave her a voodoo cock and told her that when she wants to use it just say, " voodoo cock my pussy". The woman then ran home in excitement that she didn't wait for the rest of the instructions. As soon as she got home she said, "voodoo cock my pussy" and the cock started to fuck her. Two hours passed and the woman was getting tired but she didn't know how to get the cock to stop fucking her. She tried everything but nothing worked. Finally she went to the police station and met a sgt. on duty. She explained the whole story to the officer and said that she needed help. The sgt. then said to her, " woman, you expect for me to believe this nonsense bout a voodoo cock? Woman if you don't get out of my face talking shit. Woman voodoo cock my ass."


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  • anonymous+reader
    21.02.2011 11:43
    حسام المصرى

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.03.2011 16:27
    A** bb-ullsh*t


    all brummies are w*nkers

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.06.2011 19:13
    the joke is, that the cock will start fucking the SGT's ass

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.06.2011 19:13
    the joke is, that the cock will start fucking the SGT's ass

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.06.2012 23:29
    I think I would feel like her b!tch because she would be stnorg as heck. I'd have to do what she wanted all the time :'(But the freaky part of me would wonder if that special area is stnorg enough to pick me up with the muscle grip!!! She would still be feminine no matter what!!

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