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Lil Prayer

Author: lovemehatemeamy

Date: 3 February 2011

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David had a wonderful family. His parents were nice, he had a loving wife and a little girl, who prayed every night like she was taught. Once, David went to her door to say good night and heard that she was still praying. She said:
- Bless mum, bless dad, bless granma and bye bye granpa. A little confused he went to say good night and they both went to sleep. Next morning his mum, the girl's granny, had died.
In the evening dad listened the girl pray again:
"Bless mum, bless dad and bye bye granpa".
Next morning her granpa was found dead.
Scared, David went his daughter's room again and heard just what he scared:
"Bless mum and bye bye dad"
He couldn't sleep at all the whole night. In the morning he did all his chores much more careful than usually, drove to work very slowly and even more careful back home. When he got there, he realized that it was evening already and that he's not going to die. Releaved David went to his wife, wrapped his arms around her waist and said:
"I had a horrible day at the office today." She got mad and said:
"You think YOUR day was awful? My day started with the milkman dead on our carpet!"


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  • anonymous+reader
    10.02.2011 21:30
    HA! I love it! I totally didnt think that would happen, so I may just be dumb... But if I'm not, then that was great!

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.02.2011 22:48
    Ok I just freakin don't get it. She's a prostitute?

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.02.2011 18:21
    i remember hearing this same joke on the movie big fish

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.02.2011 20:15
    OMG.....i was not expecting that shit, lol dwl....now you know who is the baby daddy

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.02.2011 22:31
    You said Bless mum bless dad bless granpa and bye bye granpa

    Then you said Bless mum Bless dad and bye bye granpa

    Fail

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.03.2011 16:19
    If the milk man is the girl's dad, how then is David's dad her grandpa? The joke does not flow at all.

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.03.2011 06:01
    While there was a fail with double granpa, the author meant to say bye bye granma.

    @Anon: the grandparents could easily be on the mothers side.

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.06.2011 09:04
    لا تضع كل أحلامك في شخص واحد
    ولا تجعل رحلة عمرك وجه شخص تحبه مهما كانت صفاته
    ولا تعتقد أن نهاية الأشياء هي نهاية العالم
    فليس الكون هو ما ترى عيناك

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.06.2011 17:32
    it couid be the mums parents (granma and granpa) so it does follow

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.02.2012 22:48
    oooooohhhhhh shit..........

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