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Little boy learns sex

Author: Sexybitch12398

Date: 14 September 2011

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A little boy asks his father if he can get in the shower with him and he says yes.
So they get in and the father says don't look down and he does. The boy said whats that and
the father said it is his snake. The next night he asks his mom if he can get in and she
said yes. So they get in and the mom says don't look down and he does and asks what it is.
She said that is my bush. The next night they all get in bed and they said don't look down and when
he does he screamed "Oh my.... Daddy's snake is caught in mommy's bush!

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anonymous reader

14.09.2011 22:24

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Really !!?! I never would have guessed.

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anonymous reader

14.09.2011 22:28

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Really!!!!!!!!! who wouldnt look down come on

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anonymous reader

14.09.2011 22:28

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Really!!!!!!!!! who wouldnt look down come on

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anonymous reader

15.09.2011 08:32

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Classic jokes are always good.

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anonymous reader

01.10.2011 00:29

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lol that is jus horried

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anonymous reader

08.10.2011 02:49

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Surendar.india. Very bad.

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anonymous reader

11.10.2011 02:00

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i realy liked this 1

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anonymous reader

13.10.2011 23:51

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post most more jokes please cause this one was awesome

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anonymous reader

25.10.2011 13:57

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i have listened it from my friend.

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anonymous reader

02.12.2011 19:48

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سكس

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anonymous reader

29.12.2011 23:49

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hahaha i bet the kids tramatized lol thanks for the laugh

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anonymous reader

02.01.2012 13:56

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Oh so funny... Dont look down,,,,

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anonymous reader

10.01.2012 20:54

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A little boy asks his father if he can get in the shower with him and he says yes.
So they get in and the father says don't look down and he does. The boy said whats that and
the father said it is his snake. The next night he asks his mom if he can get in and she
said yes. So they get in and the mom says don't look down and he does and asks what it is.
She said that is my bush. The next night they all get in bed and they said don't look down and when
he does he screamed "Oh my.... Daddy's snake is caught in mommy's bush!

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anonymous reader

13.01.2012 22:05

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Oops! Funny! Dnt luk dwn! Snake caught in d bush

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anonymous reader

22.01.2012 09:14

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WTF that was so funny I don't get it

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anonymous reader

22.01.2012 21:14

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A little boy asks his father if he can take a shower with him. The father says yes but do not look down. He does and asks what is that. The father replies that it is his snake. The next night the boy asks his mother may he take a shower with her. She says yes but do not look up or down. The boy looks down and asks what is that. She says its her grass. The boy looks up and asks what are those. She says they're her headlights. The next night the boy asks to sleep in bed with his parents. They say yes but don't look under the covers. He does and yells "Mommy, mommy turn on your headlights. Daddy's snake is in your grass!"

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anonymous reader

22.01.2012 21:16

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A little boy asks his father if he can take a shower with him. The father says yes but do not look down. He does and asks what is that. The father replies that it is his snake. The next night the boy asks his mother may he take a shower with her. She says yes but do not look up or down. The boy looks down and asks what is that. She says its her grass. The boy looks up and asks what are those. She says they're her headlights. The next night the boy asks to sleep in bed with his parents. They say yes but don't look under the covers. He does and yells Mommy, mommy turn on your headlights. Daddy's snake is in your grass!"

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anonymous reader

26.01.2012 21:54

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The joke of anonymous reader 2012-1-22 1:16:09 was much better...
(=':'=)

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anonymous reader

03.02.2012 20:09

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sooooo fucking lame

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anonymous reader

07.02.2012 02:17

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Free knowledge like this doesn't just help, it pmrtooe democracy. Thank you.

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anonymous reader

11.02.2012 10:11

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oh i'm hungry of something.

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anonymous reader

11.02.2012 10:11

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my cock feel cold. need to go inside pussy to stay warm.

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anonymous reader

14.02.2012 19:51

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This is the stupidest fuckin joke I ever heard in my whole life and just think I could have been wakin

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anonymous reader

21.02.2012 01:26

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I heard this one when I was like 10 except it was a car and a garage

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anonymous reader

23.02.2012 04:24

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that`s a fucking funny joke i get horny

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The_Dork_Knight

27.02.2012 12:44

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For those wondering just how old this joke is, I first heard it over 20 years ago.

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anonymous reader

01.03.2012 14:09

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I read one like this but it went: a little not was in the shower with his dad and said "what's that" "it's my snake" said the dad. Two days later he was in the shower with his mom and said "what are those" my bush and headlights" she replied. That night he walks in on the on bed and says "mommy! Mommy! Turn on your headlights! There's a snake in your bush!!" lol

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anonymous reader

04.03.2012 02:05

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I heard this bout 10 years ago but instead of snake it was limo and instead of bush it was garage and it was floodlights not headlights

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anonymous reader

05.03.2012 02:29

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for those who complain.

most good jokes date back longer then most are alive.

how do u know they are good, they are still funny today to those who never heard them, and they are copyed, modified. etc.

sit back and just enjoy. there jokes suppost to be funny some hit some miss but stop complaining about 'i heard this one before'

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anonymous reader

07.03.2012 16:34

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عن رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم قال: ( اتق الله حيثما كنت، وأتبع السيئة الحسنة تمحها ، وخالق الناس..

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anonymous reader

07.03.2012 16:34

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عن رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم قال: ( اتق الله حيثما كنت، وأتبع السيئة الحسنة تمحها ، وخالق الناس..

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anonymous reader

07.03.2012 16:35

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عن رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم قال: ( اتق الله حيثما كنت، وأتبع السيئة الحسنة تمحها ، وخالق الناس..

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anonymous reader

07.03.2012 16:35

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اتقو الله

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anonymous reader

17.03.2012 19:13

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--
Via MebApp.com

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anonymous reader

29.03.2012 09:43

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dude no-one gives a shit if you've heard it before just shut the fuck or fuck off

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anonymous reader

29.04.2012 23:48

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I heard this one before but it still cracks me uP

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anonymous reader

08.05.2012 17:03

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Lol that's funny
Did u make it up

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anonymous reader

09.05.2012 23:43

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i like number 3 s comment LOL

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anonymous reader

12.05.2012 13:43

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I heard one, but the end was "MOMMY turned on your headlights (boobs) there's a snake in your bush"

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anonymous reader

15.05.2012 07:34

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I'm a girl name koko 10 fuck me

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