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Bottom Trouble.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 28 July 2012

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A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass."

The doctors says "Drop your pants, bend over and I will have a look".

"Fuck me" says the doctor " What could have made a hole as big as that?"

The patient replies "I've been fucked by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

The patient replies "He fingered me first".
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  • anonymous+reader
    30.07.2012 21:20
    dude that was lame and dumb

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  • Wimmers
    31.07.2012 17:10
    Thank you so much making a comment, it was jolly decent of you.

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.07.2012 22:18
    ya it was dumb of u2 write a joke like dat or d man wh has been fingered by elephant is u
    ArE u¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.08.2012 15:03
    ha ha ha I luve this joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2012 06:53
    A man and a woman started to have sex in the mildde of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! . The woman says, Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2012 15:23
    slm
    ben
    harun numram 05539875500

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.08.2012 10:12
    Whoo that joke was fantastic.expecially the one with the elephant.

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.09.2012 18:40
    عربي سكس جنس

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.09.2012 18:44
    عربي سكس جنس

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.10.2012 04:00
    What do you call a lil black on a new bicycle...A thief What do you call two black kids on a brand new bike.... Organized crime. Why do mexicans have such big noses..... So they have something to pick in the off season. why dont mexicans grill.... The beans fall through the rack. How did we get the grand canyon... A Jew dropped a quarter down a mole hill. How do you tell if you got Jewish neighbors...wet twiliot paper on the clothes line. Whats the the bad part of being a black Jew....you got to sit in the back of the oven.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.10.2012 00:05
    فيديو ‏Sex‏ صحيح فيه نيك

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.11.2012 14:06
    The elephant part was funny.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.11.2012 22:58
    hey the comment about the man and the woman is way funnier than your joke.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.02.2013 02:12
    u stop snicker kinda funny
    ↓

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  • PussyWolf
    02.03.2013 00:54
    O.O FUCK! that would hurt like heck!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.04.2014 22:41
    سكس‏ ‏عربي‏ ‏‏ ‏‏ ‏

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.12.2014 02:09
    P7cUwA I really like and appreciate your article.Really looking forward to read more. Great.

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