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Sex games

Mommy

Author: calin362

Date: 27 March 2012

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Billy's mom told Billy to take a shower. "Will you go with me he asked"
"Okay but just dont look up or look down" she replied.
Billy looked up "mommy what are those."
"These are my coconuts"
Bill looked down "mommy what are those."
"This is my jungle." she replied.
Bill got out of the shower and his dad came. "Billy go take a shower." he told him.
"Okay, but will you go with me."
"Sure but dont look down"
Billy looked down "daddy what is that"
"This is my snake" he replied
Later in that evening it was night time. Billy asked his father and mother if he could sleep with them.
"Okay but just dont look under the sheets."
Billy looked under the sheets. "Ewww." Billy replied. "Daddy's snake is going into mommys jungle and he's grabbing he coconuts."


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  • anonymous+reader
    28.03.2012 03:03
    no coment...... just kidding good joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.03.2012 23:17
    i have a joke for ya its a different versoin of this.......this lil boys mom tells him to take a shower so he says ok "but can u take one with me"?the mom says sure,jut dont look down,so he looks down and says "mommy wats that" and she said thats my garded....the next day the dad tells him to go take a shower the lil boy says "ok but can u take one with me? the dad says yes just dont look down.the lil boy looks down and says "wats that" and the dad says "thats my snake"........later that nite the lil boy comes into there bedroom and says "can I sleep with u guys" the parents say "sure just dont look under the balnkets" so the lil boy looked under the blakets and said "daddy why is ur snake in mommys garden" lol

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.03.2012 23:17
    i have a joke for ya its a different versoin of this.......this lil boys mom tells him to take a shower so he says ok "but can u take one with me"?the mom says sure,jut dont look down,so he looks down and says "mommy wats that" and she said thats my garded....the next day the dad tells him to go take a shower the lil boy says "ok but can u take one with me? the dad says yes just dont look down.the lil boy looks down and says "wats that" and the dad says "thats my snake"........later that nite the lil boy comes into there bedroom and says "can I sleep with u guys" the parents say "sure just dont look under the balnkets" so the lil boy looked under the blakets and said "daddy why is ur snake in mommys garden" lol

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.03.2012 23:20
    i got 1 more 4 ya......the sky is blue,the grass is green open ur legs so I can fuck in between lol wtf:D

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.03.2012 23:20
    i got 1 more 4 ya......the sky is blue,the grass is green open ur legs so I can fuck in between lol wtf:D

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    29.03.2012 09:17
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  • anonymous+reader
    05.04.2012 16:43
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  • anonymous+reader
    11.04.2012 20:06
    ha ha what a great joke lol♪

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.04.2012 18:58
    ur fucking joke is gay as hell and I have heard it like a million times so get some new ones bitches......forreal n go fuck urself to death

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.06.2012 23:51
    i agree with the newest anonymous reader I heard ELEMENTRY SCHOOL KIDS SAY THAT! SOO FUCKING BORING WHORE

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.06.2012 12:50
    Fuck! I need to get Off this site! I am horneeee as hell!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.06.2012 19:14
    That is the worst joke I have ever heard. It's so uncool!

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    22.06.2012 08:43
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    24.06.2012 03:19
    I'mm horny blackberry pin:26730ACF

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.07.2012 06:59
    The kids have taken over the asylum lol.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.10.2012 16:21
    why didn't billies snake try to get into mommies jungle

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.11.2012 19:18
    Haha. I heard a different version but this one was funnier.

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